yonks

really, really, hurts.

Pat: I got hit with a baseball bat today. My head seriously yonks dude.

Dan: sounds awful, sorry man.

by p1ers01mmm May 6, 2019

yonks

all though originally meaning "a long time" it has been loosely evolved to also mean "a lot of something" or "many"

I have yonks of work I gotta' catch up on...

Person A: Have you ever had a latte?
Person B: yeah, yonks...

by Marc Bullock (thanks to Cheryl) December 24, 2008

Yonks

A period of five years, Like “I haven’t seen him in YONKS..

It was YONKS ago that I drove to LA.

by Rocky saddler November 9, 2017

Yonks

Yonks is a word that only hannah is aloud to use.

i haven’t seen you in yonks

by Rangasaurus June 9, 2019

Yonks

Used in Ireland. Term for a long time. Synonym for this term could also be “donkeys years”

“Jaysus Dee , it’s been yonks!” “Ye Vickie, haven’t seen you in donkeys years.”

by No, please June 28, 2019

Yonks

A common word used for agreeing to something it's creation began when a person decided to mix the words yes and stonks together but I am glad it's a thing

Hey Jerry do you like my blueberry pie? Yonks

by BoboRozo September 10, 2019

yonks

ages a long time

You have been gone for yonks.

by gethany wheelis May 18, 2020