Yonke is a popular slang term used in the takuache truck scene, used to describe a clapped out dropped truck, typically a single cab, 99-06 Silverado, or Sierra seen with different color body panels, or primer black, or grey.
by SLO DIRTYMAX June 13, 2020
Get the Yonkemug. 
Can be used to describe the action of snagging or stealing something.
Can also be used as a replacement of the F-word in a phrase or sentence.
Can also be used as a replacement of the F-word in a phrase or sentence.
"Watch this Joe, I'm about to yonk your mom's virginity."
"Yo did you see me fight Eric yesterday?"
"Yeah dude you absolutely yonked him!"
"Yo did you see me fight Eric yesterday?"
"Yeah dude you absolutely yonked him!"
by BigBrainMemeTrain on IG December 3, 2019
Get the Yonkmug. by DingoRingo October 30, 2020
Get the Yonkingmug. by HLNT October 19, 2004
Get the Yonksmug. British Slang, Measurement of Time;
1) The unit of 'Yonk' is known to be exactly 3 Months and 13 Days.
--> Used to describe a long period since you last saw someone or something. Usually termed 'Yonks' rather than a 'Yonk'.
1) The unit of 'Yonk' is known to be exactly 3 Months and 13 Days.
--> Used to describe a long period since you last saw someone or something. Usually termed 'Yonks' rather than a 'Yonk'.
by Stuart Fletcher November 10, 2004
Get the Yonkmug. A mistake or a failure. The word can usually morph into the meaning of your choice with negative connotations. Yonk does not describe people but is a description.
Bro, I just yonked my APUSH test.
I tried to talk to that guy over there.
Yeah I saw, that was a yonk.
Tommorow is going to be such a yonk!
I tried to talk to that guy over there.
Yeah I saw, that was a yonk.
Tommorow is going to be such a yonk!
by broski62726618 November 30, 2018
Get the Yonkmug.