yachtism

A pervasive developmental disorder of the financially well-to-do that inspires them to purchase a yacht (any long boat powered by a sail and a douche bag), a membership in a country club, any Ivy League or otherwise private education and the apparent permanent blockage of the anus with any member of the phylum Arthropoda.

That rich asshole with a boat is clearly suffering from a bad cause of Yachtism.

yachtism by misterhorse November 16, 2009

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yachting

High-end escort service provided that someone that officially is a really famous actress/model.

This former commercial actress most of you know who is way more famous than she probably should be because of her thirst after the commercial does a lot of local yachting. She wants to do some international travel/yachting, but the word is out she has been known to make a wallet lighter while sleeping or a piece of jewelry to go missing, especially if she knows it belongs to the wife of the person she is with. She then trades it back for a ton of cash.

yachting by Max Mix July 24, 2018

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yachting

when a dog drags it's arse hole along the carpet with its front paws to ease the discomfort of an itchy ring

Fu(k sake miranda will you stop the dog yachting on the carpet he'll leave a skid mark!

yachting by McDazzel July 16, 2010

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Yachtiana

A yacht where all the big booty bitches hang out to get fucked up. There is no going back once aboard this magical vessel. Don’t be surprised if you leave and are now positive for STDs.

Peyton, Brandon, and Rhew left Yachtiana with feelings of shame and regret after realizing that they made the worst mistake of their lives.

Yachtiana by PAR22 July 8, 2019