A Pussy Worshiper is a term that describes a staggering percentage of males throughout the known world. A Pussy Worshiper is a creature with two testicles, a penis, and a brain that can only follow the orders of a female creature equipped with a pussy, regardless of whether or not the directions given were scientific, ethical, and/or logical. A Pussy Worshiper may NOT under any
circumstances follow a male creature like themselves. They will drag their feet and scream and cry and die and protest like hell before they become receptive to the words of males; this no-longer unique class of subhumans only find comfort and sanctuary by following a female friend, a female neighbor, or even a female stranger. They will do anything to satisfy the pussy and with enough convincing, many of these worshipers do not mind it if their leader/
significant other uses their pussy to satisfy the neighbor and his 47 buddies. Due to their wishy-washy character, lack of courage, and their dishonesty (with themselves, primarily), the Pussy Worshipers are thought to be
responsible for most of the world's setbacks. They are an
invisible instinctive tail of the female pussy they worship.
Jack: Would ya
look at that, Nelson is having his 50th wedding anniversary with Sandie... sniffle...I'm sorry, Paul, it just brings a tear to my eye.
Paul (silently): On the slave-AHEM-Nelson's 49th wedding anniversary, he personally told me that he hated Sandie with a burning passion, that he couldn't stand her, and how one day, he'd... show her. Yeah, he'd stand up and show her who the goddamn
man of the house is. Well, that never happened. I guess that
ball and chain of his (wedding ring) keeps him flat on his ass. What a sad, sad predicament Nelson the Pussy Worshiper has lowered himself into. Clearly Jack doesn't know jackshit. #freeNelson
