Angry Wolverine 

While Doing Doggy Style tape three knifes to your knuckles and then stab them into her thighs.

Yesterday I angry wolverine'd Wendy's thighs as she screamed in pain.

Angry Wolverine by FireDemonX2112X August 31, 2017

Walmart Wolverine 

A fan of the University of Michigan who has never attended the school and roots for them while wearing one or more of the following:

-$5.00 Michigan shirt bought at Wal-Mart
-Mullet
-NASCAR hat
-Hunting clothes

"YEAH MAN! GO BLUE!!!"
"Who's that?"
"Oh ignore him, he never went here. He's a Walmart Wolverine"

Walmart Wolverine by ChadHennesTailBone September 27, 2005

Wolverenessing 

Single-handedly fucking over an entire community of dedicated, hard-working people by acting like a whiny bitch.

Everything was looking promising until the great Wolverenessing.

Wolverenessing by Gbasbag September 7, 2014

wolverine

Wolverine (a.k.a. Logan), a character from the Marvel collection of X-men comic books. Later portrayed by the very fine Hugh Jackman. He has adamantium claws and a little less than flattering sideburns.

The actor that plays Wolverine is hot.

wolverine by mkk August 15, 2006

Chocolate Wolverine 

When you are drilling a girl in the ass from behind. You then proceed to pull out, wipe the crap off your dick with both hands and then immediately give the girl two horns on each side of her head resembling Wolverine's hair cut.

Once she discovers the evil deed on her head and starts thrashing and "clawing" at the headboard to get away, you must hold her down and avoid getting scratched (even though a wolverine scratch is a badge of courage to those who are in the know).

Difficulty: 8.5/10

I hooked up with this chick and gave her the Chocolate Wolverine of a lifetime...my headboard is being replaced as we speak.

Chocolate Wolverine by Dr. Manhattan 69 June 26, 2009

wolverine joint 

The wolverine joint is a cunning invention of the 21st century. It is made by rolling 3 joints, and making a sub/roachinator. Instead of making a hole for one joint, you make a hole for all 3. If made correctly, it should look exactly like the wolverine claws from the movie.

Jake: How about you put all 3 joints in that bottle
Spencer: Sure thing, I'll make us a wolverine joint
Mat: This is straight whole milk
Ryan: "Cough" "cough" "cough"

wolverine joint by Spencer the human April 25, 2014

Michigan Wolverines 

A subpar program headed by Rich Rodriguez. Absolutley ZERO defense. They have a running quaterback that resembles Lil Wayne who pulls off sick runs but cant throw so save his baby' s mama.

Did you see the Michigan Wolverines game today. They scored 65 points all runs by the quarterback. However they lost because the defense couldnt tackle Betty White in a wheelchair with the flu. They lost by 15.

Michigan Wolverines by Gman4lifecali November 22, 2010