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an overpowering sensation of smell that just hangs, attributed to a dump, grogbog or severe case of dangle berries
wow that bog woft is intense, i aint going down on you tonight honey..
bog woft by yo nigel August 19, 2009
Related Words
woft WOFTAM Wofty Wofting Wofta woftback wofte WOFTEX WOFTR woftware

Hofty Wofty 

The Infamous Ice Cream Cocktail "Hofty Wofty" Originated in Chatham, Kent, United Kingdom by Stacey Bear in November 2009.

The dessert comprises of multiple flavoured ice creams (Vanilla, Pistachio, Banana, Chocolate, Strawberry, Mint, Raspberry Ripple and Lemon Sorbet)
with Honeycomb, Jelly Tots, Nuts, Edible Silver and Pink Balls, Flake, Chocolate Sprinkles, Toffee Chocolate & Strawberry Sauce, Squrty Cream and a Wafer with a dusting of Cocoa Powder to finish...

These ingredients must be layered in order of personal preference
1. A person who is, as per the definition of WOFT, a Waste Of Fuckin' Time.

2. Commonly used for friendly name-calling amongst a close-knit but growing international society of alcoholic metalheads. Sometimes used as a term of endearment and occasionally compliment (confusingly). Popular in Australia's underground.
1. Shiny-nosed tux-wearing narcissist wanted for the job of overthrowing the government and assuming the premiership; no woftas please.

"Where's everyone else?" "At home being fuckin' woftas."

2. "Where you going tonight?" "Be out with these woftas most likely"

"His guitar playing is excellent. What a wofta!"
Wofta by Witchfinder Joneral August 16, 2012

woftback 

The rare offensive odor of a womans vagina than can often be smelt when you're nowhere near it.
Man, I pyownded this girl the other night and copped some offensive woftback from her stinky britches. It was like being slapped in the face
woftback by Seros August 4, 2007
Waste Of Fucking Time And Money
WOFTAM by Karsoe March 1, 2003

wofty minge 

Simple, wofty minge is an exaggerated term for a dirty, stinky vagina.
"I bet that stripper from last night had a wofty minge"
wofty minge by NoSloots July 30, 2017