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WOFT

Acronym for Waste of Fucking Time
Man that girl was a fucking woft. Did you get laid? Nope. I took her to dinner and she was a WOFT.
by toggaf wej September 3, 2021
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bog woft

an overpowering sensation of smell that just hangs, attributed to a dump, grogbog or severe case of dangle berries
wow that bog woft is intense, i aint going down on you tonight honey..
by yo nigel August 19, 2009
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Hofty Wofty

The Infamous Ice Cream Cocktail "Hofty Wofty" Originated in Chatham, Kent, United Kingdom by Stacey Bear in November 2009.

The dessert comprises of multiple flavoured ice creams (Vanilla, Pistachio, Banana, Chocolate, Strawberry, Mint, Raspberry Ripple and Lemon Sorbet)
with Honeycomb, Jelly Tots, Nuts, Edible Silver and Pink Balls, Flake, Chocolate Sprinkles, Toffee Chocolate & Strawberry Sauce, Squrty Cream and a Wafer with a dusting of Cocoa Powder to finish...

These ingredients must be layered in order of personal preference
by Stacey Bear & Lawrence Pig November 30, 2009
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Wofta

1. A person who is, as per the definition of WOFT, a Waste Of Fuckin' Time.

2. Commonly used for friendly name-calling amongst a close-knit but growing international society of alcoholic metalheads. Sometimes used as a term of endearment and occasionally compliment (confusingly). Popular in Australia's underground.
1. Shiny-nosed tux-wearing narcissist wanted for the job of overthrowing the government and assuming the premiership; no woftas please.

"Where's everyone else?" "At home being fuckin' woftas."

2. "Where you going tonight?" "Be out with these woftas most likely"

"His guitar playing is excellent. What a wofta!"
by Witchfinder Joneral August 16, 2012
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woftback

The rare offensive odor of a womans vagina than can often be smelt when you're nowhere near it.
Man, I pyownded this girl the other night and copped some offensive woftback from her stinky britches. It was like being slapped in the face
by Seros August 4, 2007
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WOFTAM

Waste Of Fucking Time And Money
by Karsoe March 1, 2003
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wofty minge

Simple, wofty minge is an exaggerated term for a dirty, stinky vagina.
"I bet that stripper from last night had a wofty minge"
by NoSloots July 30, 2017
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