ride the wild bologna pony

what you say to get drunken college girls to sleep with you. may work on boys to.

Ben asked Guy if he wanted to ride the wild bologna pony. Guy wanted to, and ride it he did.

by mikeDiesel January 10, 2006

wild rider

a wild rider is someone extremely beautiful and sexy who gets a lot of maidens.

girl: wow you really are good at having sex aren’t you
guy: thank you that’s why they call me the wild rider

by lainthewildrider November 3, 2022