Who's Your Daddy?

The trivial game in life called 'Who's Your Daddy?'. Multiple partners with loose commitments 9 times out of 10 lead to an "accidental" planned blessing. Often, it is a lotto trying to figure out who the real Daddy is, and is discovered once the child has developed strong physical characteristics. The most vulnerible target to be initially labeled "Daddy" will earn a higher gross income and an ability to be extremely gullible. The poor lad has no idea he's a sucker of the game 'Who's Your Daddy?', and no one has the heart to tell him.

Daniel: Meet my son, Daniele Jr.
Thomas: It is very nice to meet you. *oh wow*
Daniel: Doesn't he look just like me?!
Thomas: Oh, yes indeed! *Lord, please don't strike me with lightning*
Daniel: I know, that's what everyone says. Ok, tell me. Which part of him looks like me?
Thomas: Oh come on Daniel stop asking me questions!! I can feel my blood pressure rising! *stomps off*
Daniel: That was weird. Oh well. Come on my little "mini me".

Who's Your Daddy?

by everyoneshouldhaveadumbass2pay October 30, 2010

who's your daddy

Who's Your Daddy is a casual 1 on 1 video game featuring a clueless father attempting to prevent his infant son from certain death.

Man:Dude you wanna play who's your daddy?
Man's Friend:Sure lets make a private server
Man:Ok the password for the server is 1234567890

by tomantoman September 21, 2016

Who's your daddy?

A question asked by a strong bucking bull while he is pounding the submissive woman he loves. He pulls her hair back, slaps her ass and thrusts his big black clock in her tight wet pussy.

Chris: Who's your daddy?
Skye: You are my daddy... Fill me up daddy
Chris: Be a good for your daddy. Cum all over daddy's cock
Skye: Give me your babies daddy

by Skye9 November 23, 2013

who your daddy?

Retorical question used to degrade another, or put one in their place. often givin power to those expressing it over their opressed partner.

how u like that biatch? whos your daddy??? tell me whos your daddy!!!

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

who's your daddy

Chant from the 2004 playoffs between the Yankees and the Red Sox, directed at Pedro Martinez, pitcher for the Sox.

Yankees down 8-1.
What's that? I hear a chant!
"WHO'S YOUR DADDY?! WHO'S YOUR DADDY?! WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!"

by maybealice October 20, 2004

who's your daddy

when ur about to pick up some slut in a club but b4 u bang her u wanna make sure ur not gonna get shot (by her pimp OR if shes in the mafia, actually her daddy)

playa: hey girl come over here
slut: okay, come to my room
play: wait- who's your daddy?

by ezmoney666 November 6, 2006

who's your daddy

To point someone at his/her dubious offspring. If you don't know who your daddy is you'r probably a sonofa..

- "You bastard!"
- " Oh, yeah? Who's YOUR daddy ?"

by monitor November 28, 2003