The subconscious fear that somebody, taking a crap and realizing that the toilet paper is over, uses your white shirt to clean his asshole.
by IDKWIA April 12, 2014
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Holy shit! I found these pictures on my computer that I saved about a year ago. He looks really familiar! OMG. It's white shirt guy from shampoo!
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