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White House Potential 

1) White House Potential is when you do something really good like having sex with a bunch of ladies or scoring lots of A+'s.

If you have White House Potential you are highly respected and you have a lot of power.. it means that you have the potential to become USA's president


2) Warm Hole Provider.

A woman who you really don't care about at all, besides the fact that she provides you with a warm hole every once in a while.
1) Nikola that just scored 5 A's and took 5 strikeout's in a row: "Oh god i rock"
Random: "yea you have a lot of White House Potential

2)So there's this chick I'm nailing, hopefully she doesn't want a relationship, because I would love to keep her as my WHP.

White House Press Berater 

A nickname for the current and fourth White House Press Secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, because of her propensity to spend most of the time at the podium actively berating the press.
The White House Press Berater has progressively established herself as a laughingstock and what’s worse is that the Trumpster doesn’t even watch her doing it!

drop Obama off at the White House 

For Republican readers: a slang reference for a bowel movement.

For Democrat readers: means takin' a shit!
Republican readers: "Jeeves, do find a suitable WC. I afraid it's time to drop Obama off at the White House".

Democrat readers: " Damn, Red! Pull the truck over, I gotta drop Obama off at the White House!"

White House Plumbers 

White House Plumbers:the special unit established to investigate internal security leaks. This direct violation of the National Security Act's prohibition led Congress to strengthen provisions barring the agency from domestic operations.
I'm one of the white house plumbers you dombshit, dont shoot.

Drop Obama at the White House

To go to the bathroom, to take a dump same as dropping a stool or pinching a loaf drop the kids off at the pool or drop off the Browns at the Super Bowl
Excuse me, that burrito is killin' me, I gotta drop Obama at the White House

Getting paged by the White House 

A way to excuse oneself from conversation when one needs to take a shit; discretely referencing the color of President Obama and his family.
Eight-Foot Cock in Sunglasses: "Whoops, excuse me gents - I'm getting paged by the White House."
(leaves)
Pussy McGee: "I don't get it."
Thirty-Pound Satchel: "He babysits the Obama girls. He's gotta drop 'em off at the pool."
Pussy McGee: "That is some seriously subtle racism."
Thirty-Pound Satchel: "And how."