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Dan and Whits

If we don't have it you don't need it. Greatest general store in the United States, located in Norwich, Vermont since 1891.
Out of town person: This town is so small. Where do you guys buy groceries?
Town person: Dan and Whits
Out of town: Gardening Supplies?
Town: Dan and Whits
Out of town: Clothing?
Town: Dan and Whits
Town: If they don't have it you don't need it.
by nrwch05055 December 28, 2016
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Whitser Mud Pie

When you mix poop, water, vomit, and 1/2 teaspoon of baking soda in a cup, and then fuck your girl missionary.. then pull out and act like you're about to nut on her tits, but instead of nutting, you grab the cup from behind you and dump it on her chest.
She forgot to put mayonnaise on the sandwich I took to work this morning, so I gave her a whitser mud pie to return the favor.
by Jimmy the Human September 19, 2018
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Whitstable DFL

A seaside town that the Londoners love, for some reason. No difference from any other seaside town other than the properties are expensive, hiked up because the DFL's (Down From Londoners) bring their London cash with them.
Don't be surprised if there is soon to be a "The only way is Whitstable" or "House Wifes Of Whitstable" will be showing soon.
Whitstable DFL - Where you from mate? London init, ever heard of it?? err yeah, it's the capital of England you pr*ck.
by Lounge Lizard 101 August 31, 2022
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Whitsitt

You're such a fucking whitsitt!
by Chunkymonk December 16, 2003
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whitsell

she is such a whitsell
by tooooooman November 18, 2017
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Whitstonian Wank

The shameful act of standing on Whitstable harbour, giving yourself a reach around to erect the old rogering tool then dunking your corey in some curry sauce and then scream seagull noises so the birds fly down and peck your little pecker off (you get 1 point for every person who looks, 2 points for spastics and 3 points for the feds)
Roger done too many Gary’s last night and tanged a ‘Whitstonian Wank’ in front of like 20 kids last night, he got nicked for animal cruelty and indecent exposure to underage kids.
by Z Noodle April 6, 2021
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whitsnothere

One of the best person alive, is an amazing person! They are admirable and great in anyway, they are loveable and very funny!
" Wow, your amazing! You're being such a whitsnothere! "
by Akuisgay September 10, 2021
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