what in the actual fuck

First coined by Danish writer Søren Kierkegaard, a technical philosophical phrase, employed primarily in metaphysical and existentialist discourses, to draw a sharp distinction between actual fucks and merely potential fucks.

Person online: I would like to express an opinion on which reasonable minds may differ.
SK: what in the ACTUAL fuck
Twitter: omg all the rts

what in the actual fuck by urbanexistentialist February 6, 2015

what in the actual fuck

when something comepletly and idioticly unexpected happens and you dont know how to act about it

someone: (gets cancer, loses 3 of there 17 kidneys, gets AIDS, and eats 36 bats and 79 people in 5 sec's)

someone: WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW

what in the actual fuck by Meme lord 6969420 November 5, 2020

what in the actual fucking fuck 

when something is so incredibly fucking stupid and shocking u are left speechless and fucking fuck says it all for u

“did u see brendon urie getting fingered in the kitchen?”

*sends pic*
“what in the actual fucking fuck is this”

what in the actual fucking fuck by some of yall fucking weird October 13, 2020

What in the actual fuck

Why the fuck would you search this?

What in the actual fuck are you doing here.

What in the actual fuck by Pejdndi January 8, 2020

what in the actual fucking hell is that 

When your gf is trying to see your dick

Gf: what in the actual fucking hell is that
3: :(

what in the actual fucking hell is that by The_Mad_Doctor August 20, 2023

What in the actual hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck 

Used for the most extraordinarily confusing or weird moments, say this when the most WIERD shit goes down

hey guys what--… what in the actual hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck is this CHAT?!

What in the actual hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck by Plutoid Federal Navy June 28, 2021

what in the actual factual 

1. A phrase to be used when perplexed by anything, miniscule or otherwise.

2. A proclaim of confusion.

1. Return from break and walk into a clusterf*ck/shitshow!: "What in the actual factual....?"
2. Trying to fix something and you can't figure out how it goes back together OR unable to comprehend how something operates even from a basic standpoint: "What in the actual factual?"

what in the actual factual by JordaNINsoco October 29, 2022