Whackin' Hand

Hand or hands of an individual male that have been used to pleasure oneself.

Person #1: why didn't you give Rick a high 5?

Person #2: i ain't touching his hand yo, it's a whackin' hand.

by DaPredator May 17, 2010

counter-whacking

Masterbating with your off-hand to counteract the curve effect obtained from years of jerking it with your primary hand.

After getting totally drunk one night, David explained the concept of counter-whacking.

by CaptainEntendre August 2, 2006

Weed Wacking

When one masturbates after smoking weed.

"I called you five times, where have you been, man?"

"Sorry man, I got pretty baked and was weed wacking for half an hour."

by Camel45 December 15, 2012

Shally Whacking

is the process of a male inserting both his erect penis and both testicles into the arse of a participating female of any species. When the bloke is about to cum, the Shally Whacking commences: the bloke rips his penis and balls out of her arse, and slaps her arse cheeks with his penis whilst cumming everywhere.

Tim "she's a dirty cunt"
Laura "how do you know?"
Tim "she said I can Shally Whack her any day"

Emma "my arse hurts"
Mark "I should fucking think so too! That'll be all the Shally Whacking"

Tim "my balls feel/smell like shit"
Emma "that'll be all the Shally Whacking. wash them you dirty bastard."

by EG/TC/LT/ER December 22, 2008

Whacking circle

The act of getting in a circular shape and masterbating around someone or something.

The whacking circle aroung Julie made her even whiter than before

by Wsujopp3 March 22, 2010

whacking the weasel

masterbating

Jimmy won't stop whacking his weasel..kid was in the bathroom 4 hours yesterday.

by JaYceE October 5, 2003

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed

Addictive behaviour conducted in demeaning and surreptitious circumstances.

(On finding a dieting woman wolfing ice cream right out of the bucket while standing in front of the freezer at 2 am): "Are you whacking off in the tool shed again?"

by Master of Procrastination April 10, 2003