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wedgetarian

Someone who seems to be continually removing a wedgie from their ass cheeks.
Usually a short bald headed numpty of ethnic origin, probably has a large handlebar moustache and wears cuban heels. Don't be alarmed if you see this person driving a big pimped out car or checking out your mates ass, not to mention inviting her out for dinner etc!
God, look at Paresh - he is a RIGHT WEDGETARIAN!
by Baby Girl77 May 23, 2006
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Wedgietarian

Noun: a person who eats the draws out your crack. Or, at least they would if you had some on with your nasty ass!
Girl, how'd your date with Bobby go the other night?
A lot better than I expected! You know he's a wedgietarian right???
by Bobby Sinatra November 29, 2020
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