Weenie beanie

A condom.

You better wear a weenie beanie if you don't want your weenie to get sick

by Citychick213 September 19, 2019

weenie beanie

A condom. A party hat for your hot dog. One size fits most.

I brought a pack of weenie beanies in my pocket to the yacht party.

by The Uncanny June 24, 2008

Beanie Weenie

A sexual position that consists of a male sticking his erect penis between his legs, then he and his partner get on all fours and have sex in the double doggy style position, butt to butt. Easily the hottest and most pleasuranle sexual position God ever created.

After a night of Snappa and heavy drinking, we heard zoo noises coming from the bedroom upstairs. Upon opening the door, I find Deano and his girl naked on all fours raming their asses into each other. After some deep investigation, we realized they were just beating cakes beanie weenie style.

by Your Boy GSpot April 5, 2009

Beanie Weenie

A condom filled with beans

I couldn’t find my dildo last night, so I just used the beanie weenie

by BunnyBoiBitch September 15, 2019

Beanie Weenie

In anal sex, when the would-be top is only semi-erect and still tries to penetrate.

Chris was so drunk he couldn't get it up, but he sure did try and beanie weenie me.

by AhoyMattey November 19, 2016

beanie weenie

The top part of a beanie that doesn’t touch your head.

Hey, did you know most beanies have a weenie?
What’s a beanie weenie?
Duh, the top part of a beanie that doesn’t touch your head.
Oh yeah, I know!!

by bella🤪🤪 March 4, 2020

beanie weenie

Protection for a male

beanie weenie

by donald mefford jr. October 2, 2014