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Weapons Grade Bullshit

A patently absurd or ridiculous statement. Especially when made by a person in power or with enough status that he should know better.
Tony Blair: "Saddam has the capability to strike at UK troops in Cyprus with just 45 minutes warning".

Jim: "Man that limey fuck is talking some prime weapons grade bullshit"

G.W. Bush: "Iraq is a threat, they have weapons of mass destruction".

Aisling: "The only thing weapons grade is the bullshit that dude talks"
by Takashi Kimiwada October 9, 2006
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Weapons Grade Autism

Someone whose autism is so advanced they can locate cockwombles using astronomy.
(Capture the Flag season 3 Shia Le'bouf)
"Wow those dudes that found Le'bouf in the hidden cabin .......Man ! That's weapons Grade Autism ! "
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by Chiron December 8, 2017
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weapons grade cunt

(Adj) An individual who is either disreputable or displays extreme reprehensible behaviour. Or both.
by Lenston January 4, 2018
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Weapons grade dickweed

Wow that guys being a weapons grade dickweed
by Fuckgoof mcgee September 4, 2016
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weapons grade autism

A type of stupidity so advanced it could, in the right hands, topple nations.
What kind of weapons grade autism did they hit you with that made it seem like a smart idea to play slap tickle with a grizzly bear?
by coopahshakazulu April 5, 2017
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WEAPONS GRADE AMATUER

A fool, an idiot, a blunderer, someone who plays the game when they really should be in the grandstand.
We auditioned a couple of drummers yesterday. The second guy was alright, but the first was a weapons grade amatuer.
by black flag May 31, 2004
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Weapons Grade Cunt

The most despicable, contemptible, arrogant, self important human imaginable.

Derivative of Weapons Grade Uranium.. because prior to Hans Blix, we needed someone to remind everyone that garden variety uranium wasn't nearly as lethal as weapons grade uranium. The distinction between a normal everyday cunt and a WGC is just as stark.
by Struth! January 31, 2019
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