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Fucking your way to the top 

in the corporate world one “tactic” used to get promoted is to go all in and become an absolute slut am talking straight fucking everybody managers,employees,associates,interns etc. if you’re lucky you will gain special “favors” and win more employee of the months than usual and gain more positive feedback from your peers for going the extra mile ;)
Michael: Hey guys get this I’ve been promoted to Vice President of companyX

Scott: Michael you whore we all know you were fucking your way to the top

OH SHIT FUCKING MOVE OUT THE WAY

1. A term used by bikers when some retard is standing directly infront of them

2. Used when there is something large barreling towards you at a very high speed
1. OH SHIT FUCKING MOVE OUT THE WAY WHY ARE YOU WALKING IN THE BIKE LANE

2. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT OH SHIT FUCKING MOVE OUT THE FUCKING WAY JESUS CHRIST OH FUCK

fucks with you the long way 

a slang term describing the extent of one's bond or relationship with another individual
"Girl, you held a nigga down while I was locked up so you know I fucks with you the long way".

Fucks with you the long way 

Being friends with someone to the fullest extent.
Guy #1: Bruh, you think you could front me something til Tuesday?

Guy #2: Yeah bruh, but only 'cause I fucks with you the long way.

These being the same losers said Harry Potter was the same way because it involved witchcraft & sorcery...OOOOOOOOO scary!!! Fuckin morons! 

Joshiro007 makes cool definitions and all, but why the hell did he make this a word in his definition for D&D?

fucks with her the short way 

Fucks with you the short way means I only deal with you if I have to but I'd rather not fuck with you at all!
"Girl! Let's go over to your co-worker Beyoncè house cus she having a party all weekend!"
Me: "Gul hell nawl! I fucks with her the short way only because her and my ex fucked on each other!"