Why the fuck would you search this?
What in the actual fuck are you doing here.
by Pejdndi January 8, 2020

1. A phrase to be used when perplexed by anything, miniscule or otherwise.
2. A proclaim of confusion.
2. A proclaim of confusion.
1. Return from break and walk into a clusterf*ck/shitshow!: "What in the actual factual....?"
2. Trying to fix something and you can't figure out how it goes back together OR unable to comprehend how something operates even from a basic standpoint: "What in the actual factual?"
2. Trying to fix something and you can't figure out how it goes back together OR unable to comprehend how something operates even from a basic standpoint: "What in the actual factual?"
by JordaNINsoco October 29, 2022

when something is so incredibly fucking stupid and shocking u are left speechless and fucking fuck says it all for u
“did u see brendon urie getting fingered in the kitchen?”
*sends pic*
“what in the actual fucking fuck is this”
*sends pic*
“what in the actual fucking fuck is this”
by some of yall fucking weird October 13, 2020

by The_Mad_Doctor August 20, 2023

Used for the most extraordinarily confusing or weird moments, say this when the most WIERD shit goes down
by Plutoid Federal Navy June 28, 2021

Person named Staniel: What in the actual egg, Skip?!
Skip: I don’t like eggs. They feel weird in my mouth.
Skip: I don’t like eggs. They feel weird in my mouth.
by Skip Komarov October 26, 2022

If your description of the events that took place here is discordant with mine... You may be a delusion liar. I would tell you to fix yourself but it would be like telling a retard to wipe his own ass.
Hym "Much like your religion, that's not what actually happened here. Your assessment of what is happening is deliberately wrong and it has already gotten and will get children killed."
by Hym Iam May 1, 2025
