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waow by sophtacocat November 9, 2025
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WAOW!
Something a soyjak says when they get excited. (Particularly when they're hurting Trump, or consuming product.)
Person: Did you hear about the new Star Wars film?
Soyboy: New Star Wars film?!? WAOW! I'll be consuming the product and getting excited for next product.
Soyboy: New Star Wars film?!? WAOW! I'll be consuming the product and getting excited for next product.
WAKE WAOW
(n.) An exclamation, used in shock, thrill, excitement, terror, or a combination of the aforementioned emotions; when one is so legitimately surprised that there is no other viable option of words to shout.
M: I tried really hard to make sure that bacon was pristine. Cured that baby for about 3 days.
J: And? It turned out well right?
M: Nope. One of my friends overcooked my masterpiece and it was unsalvageable.
J: WAKE WAOW!!!!
J: And? It turned out well right?
M: Nope. One of my friends overcooked my masterpiece and it was unsalvageable.
J: WAKE WAOW!!!!
Wake Waow
(n.) A term relating to someone who is so profusely dumb/bizarre that the brain cannot comprehend that they did or said a certain thing. Usually referring to a friend or family member so as to not directly call them out and keep them anonymous, but the people in that social circle all know who that person is (commonly accompanied with a sigh and a "I'm not surprised" thought)
No one:
Not a single soul:
Wake Waow: I hate puppies. They are the worst. Sushi is awful because my tongue was born in 2018. I like Emma Watson but I refuse to say it because I'm a good boi. Also who is this Emily Weed I keep hearing about?
Not a single soul:
Wake Waow: I hate puppies. They are the worst. Sushi is awful because my tongue was born in 2018. I like Emma Watson but I refuse to say it because I'm a good boi. Also who is this Emily Weed I keep hearing about?