(n.) An exclamation, used in shock, thrill, excitement, terror, or a combination of the aforementioned emotions; when one is so legitimately surprised that there is no other viable option of words to shout.
M: I tried really hard to make sure that bacon was pristine. Cured that baby for about 3 days.
J: And? It turned out well right?
M: Nope. One of my friends overcooked my masterpiece and it was unsalvageable.
J: WAKE WAOW!!!!
J: And? It turned out well right?
M: Nope. One of my friends overcooked my masterpiece and it was unsalvageable.
J: WAKE WAOW!!!!
by WAKE WAOW November 11, 2020
Get the WAKE WAOWmug. by himerabbit May 2, 2025
Get the waowmug. Something a soyjak says when they get excited. (Particularly when they're hurting Trump, or consuming product.)
Person: Did you hear about the new Star Wars film?
Soyboy: New Star Wars film?!? WAOW! I'll be consuming the product and getting excited for next product.
Soyboy: New Star Wars film?!? WAOW! I'll be consuming the product and getting excited for next product.
by Grayest July 25, 2021
Get the WAOW!mug. by AtlasGenie April 29, 2022
Get the Waowmug. by sophtacocat November 9, 2025
Get the waowmug.