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Vuvuzela

An annoying, long plastic horn blown by African fans (especially South Africans) during football (soccer) matches. Unlike cheering or clapping, vuvuzelas are blown in a non-stop, monotone manner throughout an entire match.

They made the 2010 FIFA World Cup sound like a giant hive of angry bees.
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vuvuzela

An argument made by many people against socialism that use Venezuela as an example of a failure of socialism
Socialist: *makes valid argument for socialism
Person 2: Well actually if you look at Venezuala it shows that socialism fails
Socialist: No not vuvuzela, it's not socialist
by basedIdiot May 6, 2021
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Vuvuzela

The only thing in the world more obnoxious than a British football fan.
Vuvuzela: Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Footy fan: Bawwwwwwwwwwww!
by 5ubversive June 19, 2010
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Vuvuzela

A term used by socialists to mock neoliberals for their fundamental misunderstanding about socialism and why Venezuela fell into crisis.

There were many factors that contributed to Venezuela's crisis, but the most obvious was the country's heavy reliance on oil for its economy, which lead to it collapsing when the price fell. Additionally, most of the country has been in private hands, such as 70% of the economy, 50% of the healthcare, and 80% of the workforce. If we went off these metrics, Norway, Denmark, etc. would be socialist, but rather, they're considered social democracies, which is a more friendlier version of capitalism to the people in said country (but not considered socialist).
Neoliberal: Venezuela was socialist and collapsed because of it, therefore socialism doesn't work.
Socialist: Vuvuzela no iPhone 100 billion dead
by Clay_ July 16, 2022
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Vuvuzealous

To be overly enthusiastic when showing excitement for a game or team by using a vuvuzela. Rooted from the 2010 FIFA World Cup games.
I don't care if they just scored six goals, Brazil is so Vuvuzealous it's annoying.
by c-k-v-k July 12, 2010
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Vuvuzealot

One who relentlessly toots one's own horn.
My manager is a real vuvuzealot.
by postmechanical June 20, 2010
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vuvuzela

Anyone using a vuvuzela should be executed.
by rickymyshickyjicky June 26, 2010
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