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Vitamin Water Prostitute 

A Vitamin Water Prostitute is a whore who will not accept money, but only vitamin water.
Man 1: Dude, last night I scored with a Vitamin Water Prostitute!
Man 2: Dude! What flavor did you pay her?
Man 1: Green Tea!

XXX Vitamin Water 

The best kind of vitamin water ever made. Acai, blueberry, and pomegranate.
Person 1: Hey dude, I'm gonna go get some XXX vitamin water out of that vending machine.

Person 2: Okay man

*Person 1 starts to cry*

Person 2: What's wrong bro?

Person 1: They don't have any XXX!!!
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Vitimin Water 

The definition of sex, but in your mouth. With every sip or chug, the feeling of "Your first time" happens all over again.
Cody: "Man, this vitimin water was like my first time."

Corbin: "...I'm still a virgin."
Vitimin Water by Slipknotia March 25, 2009