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A beautiful girl who kicks ass. She's funny and smart and short! She has big tits and a cute small ass but she loves to party!!People can mistake her as a slut but she just gets along with everyone. Well almost everyone!she's slighly clumsy. She will kick bitchs asses when it's needed and she will make sure that she gets her revenge. She's sweet and has a big heart, she is willing it do anything for her friends. She has lovable friends and she always does the best to make them happy. She loves to party and knows when to get serious. When she parties, it's a night you will never forget. She is stupid sometimes, but it's all an act to make you laugh. She goes through shit and knows how to handle it, which is why she lives life to the fullest!
Veronia is beautiful
by kbestfriend March 30, 2013
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Verona

You walk out your four bedroom house onto your quiet street, with all but one little soccer mom van driving down. the soccer mom waves to you, and instinct forces to wave back, because that happens to be your mom's best friend, your math teacher's sister, and of course, exboyfriend or girlfriend's mom. Welcome to Verona, NJ, population 14,500 people.

This is a town were everyone is realated, everyone knows eachother, and even if you haven't met a person, you know EVERYTHING about them. In this town, the population is 75% white, italian, irish; 13% asian 5% black 2% spanish/hispanic 5% indian. Basically everyone is Catholic, going to Our Lady of the Lake or Saint Catherine's. This town would be nothing without Bloomfield Avenue, the heart of Verona.

The youth of Verona keeps the town in tact. The town is broken up into four parts by elementry school, Forest, Brookdale, Laning, and FN Brown. Forest and Brookdale tend to be close, same with Laning and FN Brown. After graduating elementry school, the best years of your life, you go to the middle school. Henry B Whitehorne is known as some of the WORST years of your life. Some of the well-known teachers make those years good, but usually the bad teachers outnumber them. And the principal will make your years a living hell. In middle school, everyone comes together and loose their elementry cliques. From 6th to 8th grade, you hang out at Cinema 23, and meet the kids from Cedar Grove, our neighboring town.

Once your days at HBW are over, you head on down to the High School, Verona High School. This is when your real life starts. Parties every weekend, drinks included. Most kids choose to get high and drink at Split and Lookout, but some kids. who'se unaware parents like to leave them home alone, choose to throw their own parties and drink the entire stock of their parents alcohol. By high school, you loose touch with CG and become close friends with the grades above you. As a freshman, you are mostly picked on by the Juniors and Seniors, and some upperclassmen take advantage of these freshman, trying to "get with them" on weekends. MDW and Prom weekend hold the record for the most passouts and blackouts.

Verona football games are the most notortious events of the school year. Kids tailgate at the pool parking lot and other places and then head over to the Verona football field to scream their drunk butts off at the opposing team. Verona kids who do this are know as those who "rule the bleachers" Freshman stand at the bottom and are slaves to the uppper classmen who sit at the top. They fetch water and gatorade and then get sun flower seeds and drinks spit out at them.

After high school is long over, kids go off to nothing special colleges to go on to become teachers and community workers. They eventually migrate back to Verona where they repeat the circle of Verona life with their "out of town" spouses. Then their kids live out the same miserable life as their parents did.

Verona is a nothing special suburb where there is most drama than your average suburban town and more wannabe Guidos than the Jersey shore, which is a second home to many Verona families. If you ever consider going to Verona, do not:

1. Trust the first people you meet.
2. Lurk everyone on Facebook/Myspace
3. Make your self seem badass to "fit in"
4. Be fake
5. Take obscure pictures of your self, mainly chest area, for you will only be judged even worse.

Welcome to Verona, where you will be judged worse than Simon Cowell on American Idol...
"Hey man, what are you doing Friday night?"

"I was thinking about going to Spilt, you coming?"

"Hell yes, i plan on getting totally wasted before tomorrow's Verona football game"

"I hope no beat freshman come"

"You know bro."
by iheartlax90 January 21, 2009
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Fear Verona

The best metal band to come from maine, i suggest you check em out if you love metal!!!!
www.myspace.com/fearverona <<< fear verona
by it aiight October 9, 2008
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Verona

A beautiful girl inside and out. Perfect in every way possible. Can make you smile just by showing her face. Has an amazing smile that just radiantly glows. When you hear her voice it overwhelms you. She has an amazing laugh. It’s so hot. What’s even hotter is her kisses. She’s an amazing kisser. Can give a great head and back rub. Most importantly she’s the most loving girl out there. She really cares and gives all that you need. Whoever she’s with must be a super lucky guy. He will cherish her forever.
Verona is amazing I love her so much.
by Ethan Mayfield August 10, 2020
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Verona

A suburb of Madison, WI. The city itself has an area of approximately 3 sq. miles and has a population of little more than 7,000 (according to the 2000 Census Bureau). 97% of it's residents are white, and there is less than 1% of every other classified race.

Verona's teenagers attend Verona Area High School, a school revered by oversheltering parents as a safe haven for their teenagers, as it has less physical violence than Madison's high schools, West and Memorial. However, the typical Verona High student, although free from physical violence, is probably just as corrupt as their West or Memorial counterpart.

A typical female Verona High student is either pregnant or good with contraceptive use, and will not hesitate to look at you from top to bottom to not-so-conspicuously judge what you're wearing. Due to Verona High's diminutive size, there are many rumors spread throughout the school.

A Verona girl will probably be proud enough of her boyfriend to take far too many pictures of herself with him, upload them to her Myspace, and have to delete them within a few weeks. After a week-long breakup process, the cycle repeats with a different Verona boy. Such is similar to a female's 28-day menstrual cycle.

To be a Verona girl who can attract a Verona boy, you must be aesthetically pleasing by American society standards; Verona boys are incredibly shallow and overwhelmingly dramatic. A Verona boy may declare his love to you at the drop of a hat, but if you shave your head, you've pretty much lost all value as a person.

Because Verona has absolutely nowhere interesting to go shopping, many of Verona's teens will frequent the West Towne Mall in Madison during summer and weekends. This is about as close to being unsheltered from Verona as they get. Shopping at Hot Topic is considered extremely alternative-cultured. Some may consider it pathetic to be so ignorant of the non-Verona world around you, but since they're too enclosed in Verona, they don't know what they're missing and they're probably happy.

The Verona teens who try to rebel will typically overemphasize drug use (i.e. telling people they are not "weed virgins" after inhaling secondhand weed smoke) and stay out "late" (10 or 11 PM is considered "late") doing absolutely nothing. This scares the majority of Verona parents, so I guess they get what they want.
VERONA GIRL: Hi, my name is (Jessica/Ashley/Brittany/some other stereotypical modern white girl's name) and I'm from Verona. On weekends, I like going to Hot Topic and getting myself alternative clothing because it makes me different from people. I love my boyfriend, (Robert/Jake/Matt/some other stereotypical modern white guy's name). We have a lot of history in the two weeks we've been dating.

VERONA BOY: Hi, my name is (Robert/Jake/Matt/some other stereotypical modern white guy's name), and I'm from Verona. You may have seen me getting major highs from this guy's weed last night; I was inhaling so much of his smoke. My girlfriend, (Jessica/Ashley/Brittany/some other stereotypical modern white girl's name), and I went out and stayed on the Verona campus until 10:30 one night, it was so awesome and rebellious. I had another girlfriend, (Jessica/Ashley/Brittany/some other stereotypical modern white girl's name), but she got all weird and shaved her head so she's not a good person anymore. I'm going to play one of the three Fenders my parents bought me, even though I have no idea how to play guitar.
by iNFAMOUS RiCK November 29, 2006
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verona

A small town in western pennsylvania that consists of the following:
Drug addicts
Veitnam veterans
EX hippies
and old people.
The populace is mostly middle class - poor.
Its more popular neighbor Oakmont,Pa , known for its golf course, is only but a small bridge away.

I would highly recomend you never live here
" Man i needs to be gettin' out of verona"

" yeh me tooz'"
by Thork January 24, 2008
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in fair verona

Kick Ass christian band from the likes of Fort Worth, Texas
www.myspace.com/infairveronarock

Wombat: "Dude, i went to an In Fair Verona Concert. I like them more than you"
Koala:"That's not what your mom said last night!"
Wombat: "Yeah, well, at least I dont look cuddly."
Koala: "Your mom is cuddly."
Wombat: "Josh from In Fair Verona is cuddlier."
by Desso+Charlsa October 22, 2006
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