vaginaclaus

Santas' personal female whore. Female who dresses up to be a santa, often dresses half naked. Gives "favors" to all of the boys that have been good.

Leanna always puts on the santa suit around Christmas. Everyone knows that she is a vaginaclaus

by sweetgy July 16, 2009

vaginacious

good; really good; tight; sweet; dank; good like sweet flower blossom aromas, sunshine, wine, weed; as good as, or almost as good as, having sex with some fresh tang; a girlfriend who is fine and not a pussy-pedestaling-bitch can be said to be vaginacious

hey what's that musky smell?
yo, it's this vaginacious bud i just picked up.
mmmmmm... so dank you can smell it through the bag.
yea let's smoke some.

babe you blew my mind with your thundercock this morning....i have been floating in a vaginacious glow all day

how is your garden doing?

my tomatoes and sunflowers are vaginacious!

that was the most vaginacious sex ever last night- my pussy was so tight from yoga all this week!
i'll say honey! what postures have you been doing?

he gave the most vaginacious head last night!

dude their new album is so vaginacious it fucking blew my mind

by LemursLoveFlowers November 25, 2011

Vagicocolous

The Vagicocolous is a genital monster that has teeth and likes to bite people and turn them into vagicocolous vampires. These creatures are close to extinction and for that reason people are trying to preserve them by pickling them and storing them in a jar. The vagicocolous' first victims were three teenagers named Nili, Natalie, and Ami. Their identities are hidden and can be identified through there secret code hand gestures. A Vagicocolous consists of pubic hairs and sharp teeth. If not taken care of a crust starts to form around the edges and it starts to dry out.

I was bitten by the Vagicocolous monster the other day.

by Habubhakaka July 19, 2010