Uvalde Police Department; Also UPD, or Bozo Patrol. A safe place to put body armor in case you need to keep it in good shape.
Uvalde Police Department Cops, lie to the press and grieving families about failing their sworn police duties. A place where cowards go to hide while children dial 911, say OMG and mean it. Where you will be hauled out by your cuffed wrists for one finger of weed but an 18 year old can walk onto school grounds with a long rifle an suffer no annoying questions from B.F.L. UPD clowns. A place where cowards go to hide while children dial 911 and say OMG and mean it.
by The Repurposed Male May 29, 2022
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The name of the 8th circle of Hell where betrayers of Fraud dwell. Also known as "Mountain Forests", all country that is difficult to traverse, it is difficult ground. In this dark region where the sun does not reach is where Civil Asset Forfeiture and Home Owner Associations dwell. (Contrary to the VIII Amendment of USA bill of rights.)

In this fringe region of non-civilization the denizens can be seen exhibiting sociopathic behavior in the wake of disaster by enforcing a meta game of cope. Emotional detachment is created by passing the buck to remote communications that never come. Like all denizens of Hell they are chronologically impaired by the insanity of circleback hindsight and have great difficulty in getting out of the way or as some refer to it "PTSD".
"Having a high Supply of local thrill-seekers from Paragliders to professional hunters the Demand was so Uvalde that even cousin Bubba got in and he can't shoot for sh*t."
by Dohaveor March 27, 2023
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