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St. Ursula School

Often referred to as "St.Useless,The Hell Hole, etc"
This school is run by Nazis who watch your every move, and if you even look at a teacher the wrong way, they'll give you a demerit. The only school with beer-chugging, Irish, nun/principal, who thinks she's a leprican. The teachers always find a way to yell at you even if you did nothing wrong. You could walk down the hall, not doing a thing, and they'll pull you over and tell you that your shirts untucked, or your socks are too short, or " you need to pull your hair up because it's in your face."
" Yeah, gotta go back to the Hell Hole tomorrow, maybe Joan will croak and we'll get off "
by Staci April 3, 2005
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ursula shot

A shot taken from a small cake cone. The shot must be taken quickly as the cone gets soggy and slick like the skin of Ursula from the Little Mermaid. The preferred liquor for an Ursula shot is Patron.
Take your Ursula shot, bitch.
by Alyden May 3, 2018
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Ursula Merkle

A crazed Conrad Birdie fan in the musical, Bye Bye Birdie BEST FRIENDS with Kim MacAfee, the lucky girl that gets chosen to kiss Conrad Birdie right before he leaves for the army.
Conrad Birdie fan: Justin Bieber fan----URSULA MERKLE IS THE DEFINITION OF CRAZED FAN
by Mrs. Peterson December 3, 2013
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Ursula

An exceptionally talented woman who enjoys Pink Floyd, dark/dry humor, and new experiences, possibly all at once. Very open minded and non-judgmental. Is always right depending on who you ask.

An Ursula will be able to listen to your problems and simplify them for you. Also looks badass in a leather jacket and is proficient in sudoku if given the opportunity. Likes beer but drinks 'responsibly', whatever that means. Prefers a pajama party over house parties, but will be fine in either scenario.

If you see an Ursula in any social setting, an appropriate ice breaker is to talk about something related to cats. Also, she may or may not know what day of the week it is.
Frank: I feel like such an Ursula today.
by Anthony's Fan Club October 21, 2019
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Ursula's Maid

Using vaginal muscles to crush a mans penis to extract information, or ever for pure torture. Some women have been known to counteract rape. These muscles can be strengthened by Kegal exercises, yoga, and various stretches.
She used Ursula's Maid to rob that Bank!

Female Bandits in the late 19th century would use this to bed a man, and then get him reveal important information, or as a form of robbery.
Some modern day women use this to excite their sex life, or protect themselves from rape.
by Sierra the Vegan January 1, 2008
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Ursula

A beautiful smol bean who loves sushi and deserves the best in this world and much much love.
Guy 1 : Oh my god that's Ursula
Guy 2 : Who?

Guy 1 : Ursi! She's so adorable!
by Conner1728 June 4, 2017
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Ursula

An actual queen don’t fuck with her or you might die. Not sea witch go fuck yourself. Very talented with a grade A booty. Suductress and will steal your man/women/or nb, hide your significant other.
by Psycho Twins October 23, 2017
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