Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start. Isn't it just asking too much, to do the impossible?
by Jeffrey Woods June 03, 2016
A secret fraternal guide for masturbation dating back to ancient mesopotamia. Set forth by one of the first branches of warring tribes composed almost entirely of ten-year old children who were taught by intoxicated shaman that self-image was more important than education. They became the first nation of Nintendous, on the Island of Contraceptive.
by Jumpinjahosaphat January 11, 2007