Nose up my ass

When somebody you know makes your business their business.

Shannon told my girlfriend that I went to a strip club; she's got her nose up my ass.

by MassNerder June 16, 2012

it gets up my ass

When something annoys you

When people chew with the mouth open it gets up my ass

by Avaandlaoise.45 July 11, 2019

Dig up my ass

An expression used in place of screw off,.

By the end of the night, Thomas had enough of the rude woman and proclaimed suddenly "Go dig up my ass, bitch!"

by KKZKKSKSKKSKSKSKK December 29, 2016

Burrito up my ass

What I did last Thursday with my uncle

I just want a “burrito up my ass“ SOOO BADDD😩 daddy please

by chicken nugget king April 10, 2021

Shove it up my ass

Shoving whatever i can find up my asd hole to give me pleasure

I have a stick so shove it up my ass

by Shove it up my ass July 25, 2016

man up my ass

When a female tries to man the fuck up but cannot do so because she is just simply not man enough, all she can do is what any self respecting lady would do and bend over to recieve a man up her ass.

Sian - I cant watch this film its to scary
Jon - Don't be such a pussy
Sian - But its gunna give me nightmares
Jon - Just man up
Sian - But I dont like it (starts crying)
Jon - Man the Fuck Up
Sian - Man up My Ass

by Black Jon February 24, 2008

Jump up my ass

a more subtle term of go fuck your self

johns care breaks down at a red light, he get out and asks the fella behind him to help push his car off the road. the guy responsjust call a tow truck dumbass. so john replys to him hey why dont you jump up my ass!!

by the dame duck May 15, 2009