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English Uncles

When an acquaintance feels the need to appear superior to his peers when discussing any given subject, he fabricates lies to increase his credibility, and appeals to an unseen, familial source such as "My English Uncles", who discovered, invented, or created, the central object of the discussion.

The "English Uncles" often remain unnamed, and separated by large distances, likely on a separate continent, so as to avoid any unpleasant outcomes of an investigation of the claims made by the acquaintance, about the "discoveries" and "inventions" of his "English Uncles".
Douglas-"A Roots supercharger can generate more power through the lower RPM band than a Twin-Screw superchager."

Lumps-"Dude my English Uncles actually engineered the first supercharger so I should know which one generates more power."
by Ironguild May 21, 2011
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Sugar uncles

When you have many men giving you sugar, and none of them are important enough to be called your sugar daddy.
I don't need a sugar daddy. I have three sugar uncles who take me on dates all the time.
by Ayemwiz January 9, 2017
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Sugar uncles

When you have many men giving you sugar, and none of them are important enough to be called your sugar daddy.
I don't need a sugar daddy. I have three sugar uncles who take me on dates all the time.
by Ayemwiz January 9, 2017
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Dutch Uncles

Collective term for your mom's previous and current boyfriends whom she insists you refer to as your uncles

Its likely thats many of these"uncles" will have supplied you with drugs to make you more amiable to partaking in sexual activities
"Hey dude how was your weekend?"

"Not bad man, I had a dutch uncle come over, he fed me a mound of coke and finger banged my arsehole for 24 hours straight"

dutch uncles drugs sexual abuse
by Mr Giraffe October 10, 2011
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Twister Uncles

Family members with shifty eyes and overly friendly hugs who discover their affectionate side when their cousins and nieces buy their first training bra.
Whereas flirtatious grandpas are usually written off as being harmless, Twister Uncles sometimes require a tongue-lashing from Cousin Willy.
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phat uncles

the old people that show up in their matching tshirts, and school all the young people on how it's done.
1. I can't believe the phat uncles beat us at human bowling and shots last night.
2. That freakin phat uncles group schooled the college kids on that drinking game.

3. Oh shit, that's the phat uncles group that beat the pants off us last weekend.

4. phat unckles?? Really..

5. I need a phat uncles t-shirt.

6. That phat uncles group must be from Arkansas!
by messy bun October 29, 2017
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Uncle OVERWIT

Uncle OVERWIT, every family has an Uncle OVERWIT. Uncle OVERWIT is that one uncle that's always partying, talking loud, drunk, eating, sleeping, in jail and let's you get away with just about anything.
We need to have an intervention with uncle OVERWIT before he gets locked up for DUI again.

Mom, Uncle OVERWIT ate the steak you told everybody not to touch.

I'm having a party this Saturday if you want to come, don't tell your uncle OVERWIT, he demolished all the liquor last time.

Even though your uncle OVERWIT is always messing up, he don't mess around cooking on the grill.
by Mr.OVERWIT January 22, 2018
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