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two blocker

The definitive sound system for a car driven by a bogan. Usually associated with Australian western suburbs, a two-blocker is a car fitted with fully sick sub woofers and stereo system which can be heard from at least two suburban blocks of the sounds origin. Sadly, 99% of the music is of the 'doof-doof' variety. Drivers of a two-blocker have other interests such as "even more fully sick cars with louder two blockers"
"Ahhhh yuleh, I fully heard this sick two blocker pumpin' past the house"
"Sick, what a siiiick c**t"
by sixwedgenine November 10, 2005
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TWO BIG BLACK BALLS

WHEN DAREL'S FEELINF SEXY
by GHETTO BRET BALLS March 31, 2021
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Call of Duty Black Ops Two

The sequel to the first Black Ops. Set in 2025 during a future conflict with China you play as Alex Masons son. It will most likely attract many buyers and may do better than its predecessor. Zombies is also likely to be included. Others say it looks like COD was combined with Halo and Battlefield somehow got in there.
Person 1-You gonna pre-order Call of Duty Black Ops Two?
Person 2-Hell yes!

Person 1- You gonna pre-order Black Ops 2?
Person 3-Hell NO! I'm gonna wait for Battlefield 3s two DLC's coming out around that time, Armored Kill and End Game
by Al W. October 14, 2012
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Two And A Half Black People

The yet to be made BET version of Two And A Half Men.
After Tyler Perry's house of baby momma's we got Two And A Half Black People!
"Chorus Intro": Recently Paroled Two Black Men, Men. Black Men Black Men, Black Men, Ohhh ohhh ooohh ohhh. Black Men, Black Men, Black Men, CHICKEN!
Deshawn: Man, you gotta stop sleepin wit all dos women man!
Dequan: Man, Fried Chicken!
(Tyler Perry enters the room does the dougie, then leaves)
Both Dequan and Deshawn: Ho de do ho de do!
by BitBootiedBitches June 29, 2011
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twoblocka

A girl that looks good from two blocks away.
That girl is a twoblocka.
by meep meep. July 17, 2009
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