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Turkey tits

Though historically a term used to describe very large female, or sometimes male, breast, turkey tits have evolved to into a largely undefined term with the only consensus being you know them when you see them. No longer bound by the constraints of a large cup size, turkey tits can actually range from from a B cup all the way up to a 44 triple H. Not to be confused with "Sloppy Hoagie Tits" which are similar yet sloppier, turkey this can be characterized by a dual free wheeling action apart from the "perky" variety, the utmost form of this manifesting as "Sloppy Hoagie Tits" which crosses into a new genus.
Great Tits-o-Turkey! Did you see her Turkey tits!
by Mr. Charlie007 March 8, 2017
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turkey tits

A chicks tits that hang to her belly button and resemble the beard of a turkey. Usually your neighbor who tries to wear a tube top with NO bra.
"Dude did you see the Turkey Tits on that toothless trailer park prom queen?!"
by SlipknterZ September 12, 2009
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Turkey Tit Sandwich

1 A sandwich containg the tit of a turkey.

2 A random saying you say to get your teacher pissed off.
1 Joe: what are you eating?
Francine: a turkey tit sandwich.
Joe: ..... i want some......

2 Teacher: Tonight's homework is...
Jimmy: TURKEY TIT SANDWICH
by hungry hungry hippo May 3, 2005
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