turd ferguson 

an ugly ass person that smells really bad (like a turd)

What up Turd Ferguson? How are you today?

turd ferguson by M.A.Williamson December 4, 2007

Turd Ferguson 

A person who is a monster of extreme control, and also tries to prove that everybody is wrong.

Worse than a stinker, a fartknocker, or even worse than an asshole!

If you try to control EVERYTHING, you are considered a TURD FERGUSON!

Turd Ferguson by Tad(Terry) Winklemann January 2, 2021

Turd Furguson 

A very shitty person who often smells like he or she was passed from the bowels of an 80 year old woman.

See Curtis....that's all the explaining you need. Turd Furguson

Turd Furguson by Balls with Nuts October 16, 2008

Turd Fergason 

Anal sex in which the receiver defacates during penetration, on purpose or not. The Turd Fergason may very well be unplanned.

Shirley turned our anal sex into a Turd Fergason, so I put it in her mouth and made her eat it.

Turd Fergason by Zich Baltman April 18, 2005

Turd Fergeson 

A middle aged individual that enjoys jerking off to pictures of dolls.

dude, raverchris should change his name to "Turd Fergeson"

Turd Fergeson by La BONCH February 16, 2003