The day of the week during which Soylent Green
may be purchased for consumption. Soylent Green is not readily available the other days of the week due to limited production -- but don't
worry, the more people die from starvation, the more Soylent Green there
will be for the remaining populace!
Governor Santini is brought to you
today by Soylent Red, and Soylent Yellow. And, new, delicious, Soylent Green: The "miracle food" of high energy plankton, gathered from the oceans of the
world. Due to its enormous popularity, Soylent Green is in short supply, so remember—Tuesday is Soylent Green day.