tuesday

Every day has a comfortable label that you can use to shape your day.

Monday: The start of the week. Hellish, maybe, but at least categorized.
Wednesday: Humpday. After Wednesday it’s all downhill. The end of the day on Wednesday can be particularly euphoric.
Thursday: The real start of the weekend, and only one day ’til Friday.
Friday: Clearly, it’s awesome.
Saturday and Sunday: Weekends rule.

What’s Tuesday? It’s wedged in there, nameless, formless, and generally craptastic.

Obviously, Tuesday suxzors.

by new_revolution April 19, 2005

tuesday

a sarky way of saying you're not going to do something is to say you'll do it on a tuesday, or if something is stupid or unbelievable is happening it's tuesday.

"Are you going to go to church?" "Aye, I'll go there on a tuesday"

or

Hollyoaks is a pure tuesday

by S.e.a.n. January 1, 2007

tuesday

When used as an adjective to describe one's dejected mood and despondency two days after the end of the weekend. Especially if one has partied all weekend using chisel and become sculptured.

Question:"How do you feel today?"
Answer:"A bit tuesday."

by ashteroid November 8, 2006

tuesday

The nicer way of phrasing the word cunt. Derived from the long saying see you next Tuesday.

Ahh man I hate that guy over there! Hes such a Tuesday.

by Dwayam March 6, 2009

tuesday

The worst day of the week. Usually bad things happen on that day. You're tired from all the work that happened on Monday, and next day is Tuesday. Guess what, you still have 3 days until the weekend.

"Damn its still Tuesday..."

by alalalalal September 13, 2007

tuesday

A word to descrobe a latino or a beaner. much like the word monday which is used for blacks.

That Tuesday has greasy hair

OR

Why are all these Tuesdays coming to America?

by Beccs July 20, 2007

tuesday

Player with one of the best names on a game called Runescape. Godlike F2P pker/warrer. Legend (H)! Funny & random guy. He's from Belgium. He's currently in the soon to be topclan The Rising

Wow that guy is like Tuesday

... is as cool as Tuesday.

by G H J J F December 9, 2008