Tuesday

When you are very high on cannabis.

Dude I'm so tuesday right now!

Tuesday

by Tom6 November 5, 2008

Tuesday

a beautiful person who carries her heart on her sleeve and loves deeply. cutting and sarcastic, she is also loving and sweet to those important to her.

That girl is aweseome, such a Tuesday

by sistergirly February 5, 2010

Tuesday

THe day the Dolan twins post a video on YouTube #dolantwintuesday

Person 1:“Hey today is dolan twin Tuesday “
Person 2:”yayyyyyyy”

by Doet December 20, 2017

Tuesday

A day of celebration where 100% straight men can partake in any homosexual activity and not feel any remorse or sense of gayness. It takes place EVERY Tuesday of every week regardless of any holidays it might fall on.

Dude I cant believe it's only Wednesday! That means I have to wait another 6 days for my favorite day, Tuesday.

by TuesdayGuy May 10, 2011

Tuesday

The day one should use as the day of exception.

April: Are you a lesbian?
Michelle: Only on Tuesdays...

Alice: Is there a party in your pants?
Michelle: Only on Tuesdays...

Meahgan: When does 2+2=fish?
Michelle: Only on Tuesdays...

by LiveBreatheMusic November 5, 2005

tuesday

1.) Third day of the week.

2.) A name.

3.) Born on this day.

Person 1: Hey, what's your name?

Person 2: Tuesday.

Person 1: Were you born on a Tuesday?

Person 2: No.

by Tuesday Tr. August 22, 2007

tuesday

The day of the week during which Soylent Green may be purchased for consumption. Soylent Green is not readily available the other days of the week due to limited production -- but don't worry, the more people die from starvation, the more Soylent Green there will be for the remaining populace!

Governor Santini is brought to you today by Soylent Red, and Soylent Yellow. And, new, delicious, Soylent Green: The "miracle food" of high energy plankton, gathered from the oceans of the world. Due to its enormous popularity, Soylent Green is in short supply, so remember—Tuesday is Soylent Green day.

by DEFinitionCognitionMagician January 3, 2008