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Tubby Custard Shit 

1. a very fat person.
2. When your shit is kinda like taco shits but looks like tubby custard.
1. ex: Oh my god look at her, she's a tubby custard shit.

2. ex: "why weren't you at school?" "i had the tubby custard shits."

Tuby Custard 

A tubby white cat with an extremely fucking short fuse, you pet him nicely and 5 seconds later your legs missing and while you scream in pain, he's shredding a hole in your back, this white little cock sucker is the first and last of his kind, he used to run and go brrrr, his face almost looks like a siamese cat, but he's not, he can barely open his fucking eyes cause Midder Cuddard has a second pair of eyelids that little som bitch!
Tuby Custard is so privilaged, I fucking hate you white males!

BETH TUBBYCUSTARD 

Beth is a massive willy fiend and she loved to get shat on by pigeons so men can lick it off.
Omg I get Beth Tubbycustard all over me