Girl trumpet player

The strongest of the trumpet players. Girl Trumpet Players don't only show the boys that they can play a hard/ manly instrument, it also gives them the strongest lips. Girl Trumpet Players are the best kissers

Wow, she was a good kisser. She must be a Girl trumpet player

by Girl Trumpet Player June 28, 2015

cigar smoking trumpet player

1. When a man asks his woman to lie down whilst he places his testicles in her mouth and asks his woman to perform hand-job on his penis. The man then asks his woman to hum creating a vibrating sensation on the balls. This bring great pleasure for the man. The man then asks his woman to close her eyes, the woman knows she is in for surprise. The man takes a drag from his pipe. While holding in his smoke the man excretes feces on his woman's face and exhales the smoke in the same general area. This creates the illusion of a cigar smoking trumpet player.

Jon Nguyen: My woman is cigar smoking trumpet player
Chi Voung: Wow how you get woman to be so tarented?

by KimYongEel December 6, 2009

lead trumpet player energy

like big dick energy, but related to brass and jazz band. absolute confidence. no fear.

man that blues solo was kind of choppy but his lead trumpet player energy sold it

by Tim drake April 7, 2021

female trumpet players

excellent kissers
LOUD... on and off stage ;)

"Those female trumpet players blow so hard" ;)

by misstrumpetplayer12 November 22, 2013

trumpet players

you could describe a trumpet player as a little arrogant bitch with a massive fucking ego. I wouldn’t recommend down talking them or they will fuck you in the ass.

trumpet players are idiots

by tiny ty December 1, 2021

Most Trumpet Players

Play too quietly.

Trumpet Player: Quiet
Sane Person: Most Trumpet Players Play so Quietly

by Jerry Smith's Dog November 16, 2021