National throw a thick ass day

Throw a human being with a thick ass on the 25th of October every year

I'm going to throw a girl with a thick ass, Coz it's national throw a thick ass day

by Voice of truth and reason October 24, 2020

National text a thick redhead day

If you send this to a thick redhead she has to send a picture of her cake

National text a thick redhead day

by The wizard 85246 July 15, 2020

national kiss a track star day

May 10th
Pucker up and kiss your favorite track star

National kiss a track star day is the only time the distance team gets any pussy,

by Lilcherio October 30, 2019

National Truck Nuts Day

National Truck Nuts Day, or NTND, is to celebrate the horrendous yet beautiful creation of Truck Nuts back in 1983 on February 23th by an anonymous group of people wishing to "Show off their massive hulking testicles" on the interstate in California. Nobody knows who created them, but one thing is certain: Enough people actually cared about these rubber symbols of masculinity to celebrate their creation on this day

It's National Truck Nuts Day jimmy!

What the hell is National Truck Nuts Day? Are you out of your mind?

SHUT THE FUCK UP JIMMY IT'S NATIONAL TRUCK NUTS DAY!

by Dual_Gunner April 8, 2022

National Track Star Day

National Track star day is the official day for the best sport in the world Track and Field it takes place on November 6 of every year

Tomorrow will be National Track Star Day

by The Real Christian E. August 1, 2023

International Thick Nigga Twerk Day

On June 7th all thick niggas are allowed to shake their shit for all to see

Person 1: I have a fat asss but don't know when to shake it :(

Person 2: Tomorrow is international thick nigga twerk day!

Person 1: Yaay :3

by quanferv October 13, 2023

as thick as a Boxing Day turd

A way of describing someone who is thick or stupid.

“She’s as thick as a Boxing Day turd, her!”

by AwesomeGuy898 June 21, 2025