Toetry

Any form of poetry written upon an individual's toes.

Jake wrote a poem on Hazel's toes.

Hazel asked what he was writing.
Jake replied "some poetry."
Hazel insighted, "sounds more like toetry"

Matt & Anna - 5/23/09

by Anna and Matt June 3, 2009

hoytie toytie

A thing or an idea that is overly posh and fancy compred to something that is used or said to a wider class of people.

I eat in the employee breakroom, but my boss eats in the hoytie toytie Managers breakroom where they have an ice machine and free coffee.

by john_x October 4, 2010

toytos

a name given to a multi-talented being. a rich, popular, kind-hearted and intelligent creature - that's it.

Wow! He's so perfect! What a toytos!

by Renzus June 21, 2009

Toytrooperr3

Now known as I’m slimed, he is a dumb creature, the cubic size of its brain is 3cm by 3cm square. This creature doesn’t know basic grammar, and has misspelled many things like discord as disocrod and Phoenix as phionex. If you ever find this complex creature be sure to kill it on sight since it can be annoying. Final thing is that this creature doesn’t have any friends or a life.

Hey look it’s a toytrooperr3, look it’s so dumb and brainless like my pet fly!

by Idk what to put in so e April 30, 2021

tostriformen

A new drug that is beginning to appear around the club scene. It is a mixture of ecstasy and ketamine

man dans brother OD'ed (over dosed)on tostriformen. Yeah becarefull dont take too mucb

by Dr Tosman Teddings (PHD) February 6, 2007

Tootruth

A statement made in one’s presence, often in jest, which is intended to be an exaggeration but is, in fact, true.

The tootruth came out when I said I liked garlic and Samanta said “I’ll bet you got a lot of dates in high school”.

I missed my morning dose of Clonazepam and was pretty grumpy. When Blake said “Dude, chill, what’d you forget to take your meds ?”, the tootruth was told.

This chick at work was telling a story about how she was getting hit on at a bar and said “OMG, nasty, why do hairy back fat guys always like me.” The tootruth is, I like her.

by Gendznshmalts July 26, 2009

toytle

Verb. 1. To strike the back of a friend's neck with the objective of forcing him to hunch up his shoulders like a turtle 2. a slap to the back of the neck in which the striker shouts "toytle" exempting him from retaliation

John toytled Mark so hard Mark's Shoulders were hunched up for weeks.

by Ari A. Friedman December 14, 2008