Torsten

Someone who has incest, dating back to the nordic word „Karsten“ from around 500 AD

You are such a Torsten!

by HansPuetus January 29, 2024

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Dirty torsten

When a man shits all over the floor then gets his gay partner to screw In the shit

And eats the left overs

Oh my lord chad gave me a dirty torsten
I can't wash the taste out of my mouth

by Drubbleses December 20, 2019

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Tosten

A tosten is a unit of measurement in length, weight, time, and alcoholic consumption (beer standard).
Length-6 feet
Weight-100lbs
Time 30 minutes
Or 3 beers

He weighed 1.3 tostens and was about 1 tosten tall and could run a .5 tosten mile and a half after consuming a tostens worth of Amstel Light.

Can YOU bench 2 tostens?

by p3orion December 27, 2013

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Thorsten is the premium version of Torsten. Everything that is generally referred to as a good quality in Torstens is typically enhanced with Thorstens. The more ambiguous characteristics, however in Torstens cannot be found in Thorstens. The “h” actually makes all the difference.

Person 1: Oh look at that great guy. His name is Torsten.
Person 2: I know but look at the amazing guy over there! His name is Thorsten.
Person 1: No, you are right, wow! Let’s go and fuck Thorsten.

by Flo68 February 15, 2021

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Thorsten

Thorsten is the name for a boy who will probably be the most amazing person you will ever meet in your life. He is really intelligent, funny, sweet, caring, has beautiful eyes, dresses to kill, and will make you feel like you are the luckiest person on the face of the planet. However, watch out. You may lose track of time just sitting in his bed cuddling for hours. If you meet a Thorsten, consider yourself the luckiest person on the face of the planet. That, and he's an amazing kisser.

That boy is so amazing. he must be a Thorsten.

by realpenguin January 5, 2017

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