Toothpaste Fracking

When you cut open an empty tube of toothpaste to get the last little bit

Instead of going to the store for toothpaste like an adult, I've just been toothpaste fracking for the last couple days

by AyAron87 March 14, 2022

Salty toothpaste

When one ejaculates on a toothbrush and either they or another person brushes their teeth with it.

Tom wanted to get revenge on his roomate Adam. So early in the morning before work, Tom pretended to be taking a shit. While in the bathroom, he grabbed Adam's toothbrush and gave it a bit of salty toothpaste.

A little while later, Adam was brushing his teeth. "Did this toothpaste taste salty to you Tom?" Adam yelled from the bathroom.
Tom giggled quietly before answering back, "I didn't notice, maybe it's the baking soda"
"You son of a bitch Tom! You put salty toothpaste on my toothbrush" Adam yelled
Tom just laughed.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 10, 2017

toothpaste wank

adventurous gentleman seeking self pleasure while showering applies a generous amount of toothpaste with hand before bashing the bishop .
( also known as mint cock )

That man's being a cock womble

hasn't left is nuts alone for 5 minutes .
probably had a toothpaste wank this morning .

toothpaste wank may lead to crotch smelling of mint

by Trentbridge Troll July 29, 2015

Toothpaste Turd

A defecation that is so sticky you just can't seem to wipe up and get yourself clean.

I'm all itchy down there from that toothpaste turd this morning.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

toothpaste hangover

The effect that makes everything taste disgusting after you brush your teeth.

Augh! This orange juice tastes horrible, thanks to that gosh-darned toothpaste hangover!

by Yoda Pez June 14, 2011

Cupid's toothpaste

Sperm, particularly in a womans mouth

"Bosh bosh, give her both lumps, she was brushing with cupid's toothpaste this morning."

by Da Real JZ January 3, 2009

Toothpasties

Toothpasties

When you're so involved in what your doing, you don't notice the large quantity of toothpaste still in your mouth from when you brushed your teeth an hour ago.

I have the Toothpasties" "I'm high

by fuckidontcare August 3, 2011