toolbaggery

the art of being a toolbag and or dickhead.

The young truck loving child named brendan has mastered the art of toolbaggery after crushing a childs hopes and dreams by pushing him down the stairs.

by cloid October 6, 2010

toolbaggish

Describing a person, place, or thing with qualities of that relating to a toolbag. Emphasis on flambouyant individuals with sloped foreheads and 9 inch salami nipples.

Shawna was being pretty toolbaggish back there in the car. What a bitch.

by Greg K June 26, 2005

toolbaggin'

A guy, specifically one in middle school or ages 12-15, who wears baggy shorts, a backwards baseball hat, and acts like he wants to have sex with every girl he meets, and is a douche to everyone else.

"Dude, look at that guy wearing those shorts and hat."
"Yeah man, he's toolbaggin'."

by rastcou646 August 10, 2012

trollbagger

In social media, a Tea Party affiliated member with little to no understanding of how the world actually works, but who believes they understand political theory better than anyone else in America. Often semi-illiterate, and frequently TYPE IN ALL CAPS TO SHOW HOW IMPORTANT THEIR MESSAGE IS. Logic will do you no good: once their arguments are shot down, they will continue to post random insults and think that they're winning the argument.

That trollbagger was blowing up my Twitter feed until I blocked him.

by NamelessCynic October 27, 2014

coolbagger

someone who is a big cuck

Jerry: DAMN look at his designer pants
Daniel: What a Coolbagger

by davy7676 March 18, 2018