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Tom Holland

An absolute cutie pie. He is most commonly known for playing Spiderman in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. He owns the cutest dog ever called Tessa and he is really tricking us all with this shaved hair thing. Quackson is the worst possible pronunciation of croissant but it also might be the correct way to pronounce it. The fandom is so shook.
Tom Holland is not dating Zendaya, but to be honest they would be a cute couple.
by DANY+JON=REAL August 18, 2017
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Tom Holland

Starred in 2017’s Marvel Spider-Man: Homecoming, as well as the Broadway musical Billy Elliot, with a variety of other movies such as The Impossible, Heart of the Sea, etc. Is rumoured to hold a frog in his mouth ( potentially Finn Wolfard from Stranger Things ) and prounounces crossaint as quackson. Sweetest, most visually pleasing, funny guy on the planet. Is best friends with someone who like to make YouTube videos on how to cut on hot bread, and has three brothers, one of who loves a hot cup of extremely milky tea. Is incapable of using Silly String.
Shut your face, I’m Spider-Man” - Tom Holland
by Would_Die_For_Peter_Parker December 3, 2017
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tomhollandsexual

when a person is obsessed with tom Holland
I love tom Holland so much I want to marry him’

oh! you must be tomhollandsexual then.
by tomhollandismyhusband December 29, 2020
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tomhollandsexual

When someone is OBSESSED with Tom Holland to the point where they WILL stalk him at places in Kingston like the mall and the Park.

Even if they live in Australia.

They would even go as far as watching Tom holland sleep after sneaking into his house like Edward Culllen does in Twilight.
And to Tom Holland fans it won't be stalkerish at all like Edward Cullen was with Bella.

Only joking but if you really think its ok to walk into someones house and watch them sleep( like A CERTAIN EDWARD CULLEN ) please seek help by going to the closest mental hospitsl near you. Thankyou.

Some symptons are high pitched screams when they hear the name tom or peter ot parker or holland or see a picture of him.

You probably know someone who is tomhollandsexual but they peobably do not admit it. If you think they like him please do not ask them if you do not want to hear their high pitched screams in your nightmares.

Also if they create something like Umbrella lip sync dance battle by Tom Holland Wednesday, please let them know it is not ok and they are not allowed under any circumstances to learn the dance.
Lucy: have you seen Tom Holland in the most recent Marvel Movie playing Spiderman?

Jacob: No.

Imogen: *interrupting their private conversation* I have OMG YESS TOMMMYYY!!!!!*high pitched scream*

Lucy:*whispers to Jacob* I think she's tomhollandsexual.

Thankyou and Goodnight Peeps
by Cheesysock January 4, 2021
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tom holland

a beautiful man , from england , secretly spider-man , is an avenger? saved a pupper the other day :))) only deserves happiness ❤️
by tomh.finnw.chrise June 4, 2018
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Tom Holland stan

Every girl who obsesses over the Extremely smol and hot Tom Holland/Peter Parker/Spiderman
A: I want to marry Tom Holland
B: you're such a Tom Holland Stan.
by Tom Holland fan 1996 March 8, 2019
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Tom Holland

A man who is sweet, kind, and very generous! Who can’t say the word “crossaint” right, but instead says “Quackson” he now regrets doing the Rihanna lip sync battle. The most perfect man in the world. Hot AF!!! and you can’t doubt that! He’s british and he’s Spider-Man so ya.
by tomhollanad20l3 January 17, 2018
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