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The door is to your left

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The polite way of saying 'gtfo.'
Person A: omgg hi gaizu wuu2????
Person B: ...the door is to your left.

Person A: I totally just bought Justin Bieber's new album. Can't wait to play it!
Person B: The door is to your left.

Person A: fake n gay
Person B: the door is to your left.
by Eiose November 12, 2010
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To break up with somebody.

Alternatively, it means to fire somebody from a job.

Basically, the word describes any situation in which someone's position or status is completely stripped away from them in one fell swoop.

This phrase derives from the book and TV series, Game of Thrones, in which there is a castle on a high mountain with a hatch built into the floor. This hatch is called the "Moon Door." When opened, the Moon Door releases people into mid air, so that they fall directly to the floor of the Vale far below.
I finally gave Sally the moon door.

Woah, bro, sorry to hear that. Was it a tough breakup?

No. Once she was gone, it was completely over.

{to give someone the moon door
by Ae5Ea8 March 14, 2015
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A dirty way of saying surprise butt-sex.
1.Waffles: Hey Dwarfo, I'm gonna cum to your house and knock knock on the back door. If you don't answer, I'm gonna bang bang!

Dwarfo: Yeep! I hope it isn't too surprise!

2. What rapists say to little kids when they are gonna butt-rape them.
by Dr. Dirty October 9, 2008
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To spread one’s butt cheeks during defecation as too minimize the clean-up that will be required.
“Forgot to open the bay doors today and was wiping for hours, so annoying!”
by Ka-Chowder May 11, 2022
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