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Time Traveler

Someone that drank to the point of blacking out and looses all track of time by time traveling to a near and confusing future. Also known as the Tom Traveler.
The time traveler was drinking at the bar and ended up at a strange apartment where I was naked on the floor, with the water running.
by chadeo12 June 17, 2009
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time travelling hipster

This guy:
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The clothing of the man in the middle of the picture is strikingly different from the surrounding persons'. Most outstanding are his radical hairstyle, sunglasses and his T-shirt, adorned with a large letter M on the front.

Although some explanations exist for the existence of this photo, none of them are particularly convincing or well-grounded. Most people dismiss the time-travel theory for the origin of this picture, one cannot easily shake the feeling once having seen it.
A: That dimension gate is sick, man. Imma have a look real quick and see what's on the other side

B: Radical, you the time travelling hipster, dude!
by mozartisdead January 21, 2017
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Time Traveler

A woman who appears to age as she gets nearer to you.
I thought she was 21 from the other side of the club, but after I walked up to that Time Traveler, she had to have been at least 42.
by g.f.y. February 3, 2010
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Time Traveler

For the sensitive people out there: Someone who is “disadvantaged”. For those of us who have a sense of humor: Someone who is born with Autism of any kind, Downsyndrome (AKA Downy), or any birth defect that would classify them as mentally retarded.
We were going to sit down at lunch, but then my friend said, “No wait, that’s the Time Travelers’ table”
by A.L Teacher May 30, 2018
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Time Traveler

One who posts about past events on social media sites in order to:

1) Insinuate he or she is better than you
2) Feel better about him or herself
Time Traveler example: "In 2013 I bought a house, met the man of my dreams, got accepted to law school and moved to Denver. Here's to an even better year in 2014!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by ajreag December 31, 2013
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The Time Traveler

The act of smashing a clock with a hammer and forcing the jagged debris into a small sock and covering it it lubricant and then violently fitting it in somones anus only to remove it after 48 hours
Mr Morris hit me with The Time Traveler in the tesco's toilet and my anus is very saw
by echo419monty69 July 25, 2022
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Facebook Time-Traveler

(Noun, Verb, Adj)-A Facebook Time Traveler is a phrase used to describe an married or single individual who will take the liberty to stalk former classmates' walls in an effort to eventually pursue them. An influx of Facebook messages or a request for one's cell number is typically a standard operating procedure.
So, Jimmy is acting like a Facebook Time-Traveler ! I mean, what's up with the Love bombing??? He messaged me like 5 times asking me if I remembered our Biology class after study hall?? He also said that "I was the one that got away"? Wtf does this mean after all these years? It's kinda creepy. Ewe, he's married too! Oh boy, I may have to block him.
by Cappy C February 6, 2023
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