Timeshare in Miami

Purchasing a timeshare in Miami refers to the commitment of sexual intercourse to a Miami at least 6 times a year, as does a regular timeshare commitment. This is usually a drunken sorry act from a desperate individual in search of releasing his seed only for the sake of pleasure. The Miami soon becomes his timeshare in which the benefactor frequents like one would visit a timeshare. These outings may very in length depending on how much this person over drinks through out the year

"Yo, son daves in a black out again, I think he's on the phone with that miami right now."

by Steve-i Rastafari March 14, 2005

Timeshare

A girl who splits her time evenly amongst multiple guys. Typically as a result of an agreement between a pair or group of guys.

(Girl) hangs out with (Guy 1) Monday thru Friday but since she's a timeshare, (Guy 2) has her on the weekends.

by Scooter2424 June 4, 2013

Timeshare Cat

A cat who’s time you share with your friends. When you only get to keep a cat for x amount of time until their owner comes and takes them back. Most common at universities where a cat gets passed around

Is that your cat?

Nah it’s a timeshare cat, the real owner is out of town

by Bostonrox1992 May 9, 2023

timeshare

One huge scam designed to either make you sign a deal with non-existing agent and lose all the money you put in or actually get a genuine timeshare at a resort which would still make you pay way more money than if you had bought a normal holiday.

This doesn't even touch on things like 'timeshare in perpetuity' which is an even bigger scam.

All in all, if you are thinking about it, don't buy it, if you have it - quit as fast as possible. In case of any problems with leaving (as most people do have) - Mercantile Claims helped me, so I recommend them but there is a million other companies

Person A: Dude, I just got this sweet deal on a timeshare!
Person B: Why do you think they are handing them out on eBay for free, moron?

by tomb5469 July 26, 2018

Timeshare Kink

Trapping people to force them to listen to you explain all of your other kinks.

Friend: Hey where have you been?
Me: I got timeshare kinked by sharon again, she is really into shibari now.

by BarWeaver August 24, 2022

Her Majesty’s Timeshare

Time spent in prison as each cell is technically a timeshare apartment.

Hey bro where have you been ? I’ve just been living in Her Majesty’s Timeshare accommodation.

by Mont14 November 6, 2021

Timeshame

The intentionally demeaning, demonstrably overt and unwelcomed commentary regarding an individuals compromised quantum temporal condition.

Bitsy tried to Timeshame Cliggy for getting up gor work early.

by Godsays December 7, 2021