tie a yellow gibbon 

As in, spraying a gibbon yellow and awaiting your lovers return, really meaning a golden shower for your long awaited. A play on Tie a yellow ribbon to the old oak tree, song, of man returning and wondering if he love wants him back, as will be indicated by yellow ribbons tied to the old oak tree.

'Are you coming home soon? if I'm in I'll tie a yellow gibbon to the old oak tree.'

tie a yellow gibbon by Mimilu January 4, 2018

Tie a slug 

The act of securing the open end of a condom post-coitus.

1. "I think Judy and I will tie a slug after lunch"

2. "We spent all week tying slugs"

3. "There are too many tied slugs by the swing set"

Tie a slug by nosebridge August 5, 2016

Tie a bit of twine about that

A synonym of the phrase "Fuck It", typically used by those with an agricultural background.

"I'm so broke but I want to go out" "Ah sure tie a bit of twine about that, be grand"

Tie a bit of twine about that by countyculchie August 3, 2016

Guy in a tie syndrome 

Guy in a tie syndrome is when a Karen or Karen adjacent person asks to see a male employee, even if they are less experienced than a female employee.

That lady has guy in a tie syndrome!

Guy in a tie syndrome by Meznight July 26, 2024

tie on a jag 

Tie on a jag is a phrase originated in Northeast Pennsylvania. It refers to getting fucked up on either beer or weed or both. Instead of saying hey wanna get fucked up to night you would say let's tie on a jag.

Joe: hey Jake want to go tie on a jag tonight?

tie on a jag by jake42 April 13, 2014

A new tie I am wearing 

uh no.. bad expression delete this word

A new tie I am wearing by Jewish April 1, 2003

national shoot a hair tie day 

when you shoot a hair tie from your thumb and it hurts (might get arthritis), and then it hits a computer and slowly but surely types out "monopoly".

yo i got bad early onset arthritis in m 19 year old thumb from national shoot a hair tie day
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national shoot a hair tie day by 19yroldarthritis November 1, 2019