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The Righteous Warriors of True Rockage

The Righteous Warriors of True Rockage are first off and foremost, a guild of loyal Toast machine fans. We pledge our allegiance to the flag of the united truths of Rockage. These truths are as follows:

1. To live and to rock as hard as possible at all possible times
2. To help others live their lives to the fullest in the ways of true Rockage.
3. To promote Rockage and truth of its being to all.

We live this way because Toast Machine has called upon us, and it was said "as we set out on our noble venture - to bring true Rockage to the world - we shall face much difficulty. We summon thee to our aid!"

And as the message was said, The Righteous Warriors of True Rockage (TRWOTR) said, "It shall be done!"

All RWOTR start out at the rank of a lowly page, and shouldst they show glory in the field, other ranks are made available, such as Squire, Infantry, Cavalry, Knight, Knight Lord and Lady Knight.

We are in the ranks of the greatest alliances to have ever walked the face of this planet and we shall continue fighting until the great troubadours Toast Machine know both fame and success we their rocking music.
We are the Righteous Warriors of True Rockage.

To bad your band doesn't have Righteous Warriors of True Rockage like Toast Machine.

To be one of the Righteous Warriors of True Rockage, you must first possess only the noblest of mind and valiant of spirit.
by t-rav is balla December 9, 2008
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The Godly Warriors

A dragon ball z final stand clan ran by the top 3rd most hated player. When someone saids TGW they're talking about a clan that's carried by top pvpers and a child who relies on arm crash and runs like he's in the Olympics
What's one clan carried by their members? The Godly Warriors is the clan that you should already be thinking of.
by Fs Clans Definition July 23, 2022
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The Safa Park Warriors

An Ultra cool group consisting of Joey Joe Joe, Sebby, Roth, Harry and Mike that take safa park by storm every thursday for football. They like competition but will never get beaten because of Joe's uncanny resemblence to Gordan Banks in goal, Ross' Awkwardness compares him to Peter Crouch and Hareth's Blistering pace and stamina to that of Ronaldinho. Watch out Dubai, because the safa park Warriors are coming to get you. COPYRIGHTED
Oh No! The Safa Park Warriors are here!!
by Mike Clemson October 15, 2006
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the warrior of geruke

you fuck a girl in the ass while wearing a viking hat and listening to the way i are francesco remix
Samueal Bernard: Hey man how was your night?

Josh R.J. Thompson: It was sick man, i had a the ronaldo spin, how about you?

Samueal Bernard: I was the warrior of geruke
by Geruke October 17, 2008
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The Warrior

The act of roaring as loud as possible into a girls face just as you orgasm inside her..
"ROOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR"
"WTF was that??"
"I am pretty sure my roomie just did The Warrior"
by k142 May 10, 2010
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Way of the Warrior

An ill fated fighting game created for the ill fated system 3DO. Way of the Warrior was a 2D fighting game developed by Naughty Dog (yes, the same people that made Crash Bandicoot). This game involve the use of digitized graphics (yes, the same graphios they used in Mortal Kombat). The game was criticized for its stiff control, absurd jumping, and horrendous animation. The game involved some hilarious MK parody characters such as; Konotori (a parody of Kung Lao and Kitana), Crimson Glory (a redneck biker woman who possibly played on Sonya), Major Gaines (a soldier who chucks grenades and takes steroids), Shaky Jake (a drunk Aussie who breaths fire), Fox (a complete parody of Jax, a tall black guy with sais), Nikki Chan (?), the Dragon (hahaha, a Bruce Lee ripoff), Nobunage (a kendo warrior), the Ninja (he shoots lighting bolts), Kull the Despoiler (a giant skeleton), High Abbott (a dragon), and Gulab Jamun (Gulab Jamun is an Indian dessert, the game Gulab is an evil swami). The game tanked and was forgotten by many but remembered by some.
Player1: oh shit, you fried me with Shaky Jake!

Player2: eat that, sucka!
by RBXfromdashow June 18, 2004
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The Hero and the Warrior were like the Sun and the Moon

You watch lego monkey kid. you know damn well you only searched this for the irony. You also probably simp for either Swk, Mac, the Mayor, or Azure Lion. you know you do. keys/pos.
The Hero and the Warrior were like the Sun and the Moon. Their light, a protective glow, shining upon the world. Together, there was nothing that could stop the two of them. Either in the Celestial Realms or on Earth. As time went on, the Hero attained power beyond comprehension. As the Hero's light grew, so too did his shadow. And soon, the Warrior was cast in that shadow. In the darkness, the Warrior was forgotten by the Hero.
by Nezha!!!(Marsh) October 9, 2023
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