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boner the stoner

a guy who lives in the basement, smokes a lot of weed, and bangs his asian whore like she's a vietnamese hooker. (easy definintion:a guy who smokes weed and bangs asian chicks,)
A Boner the Stoner is a guy who lives in your and basement comes home to find a asian hooker in his bed.
by basement guy February 24, 2011
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Cal the Stoner

Cal the Stoner is an Australian stonemason turned sculptor and inventor of the sculptural technique Intricarved. Cal the Stoner sculpts from his open-air sculpture studio in the South Australian desert opal mining town of Andamooka.
Cal the Stoner is an artisan stonemason and inventor of sculptural technique Intricarved.
by Stealing Pallets November 1, 2023
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Stoner the loner

A person who runs a drugs business better than the cartel but he has little to no friends
I got the weed from stoner the loner
by Summer.rivera November 29, 2016
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Stoner the loner

A person who runs a drugs business better than the cartel but he has little to no friends
I got the weed from stoner the loner
by Summer.rivera November 29, 2016
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The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. — A faux positive statement to lighten a heinous situation that will stick with you for the rest of your life.
1) Police homicide photographer documenting the scene of a mass shooting at an American high school:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”

See Mad Men series Finale.

And shudder.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 15, 2023
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Queens of the Stone Age

They came, they rocked, they conquered.
by Johnny Cash September 12, 2003
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Queens of the Stone Age

Rock music's last hope. The true saviors of music in the modern day, no matter what anyone says. Each and every one of their albums will change your perspective in their own unique way.
The Queens of the Stone Age are so badass, if only(haha) there were other bands to equal their magnitude in the field of badassness.

Check RegularJohn out on soulseek for your qotsa boot needs.
by Regular John August 14, 2004
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