muffin man

A term used to describe someone outside of a social group

Anyone who's name is not known or ever brought up.
"Hey man, do you know who that guy is over there?"

Nah, he's in my English class, but he's a total muffin man."

"Do you know the muffin man?"

"Nope."
by sedoop April 05, 2015
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The Muffin Man

A truly sinaster man. Often found roaming at the times of 12 and 3am. He lives under an elevator and his diet consists of pussy and Busch light. Friends with Andy Rush as they often listen to Pink Floyd songs together. Buttholes and heroin and a rusty trumbone. Do you know the muffin man that lives on Drury Lane?
Oh yeah me and the muffin man were chillin the other night on the and made a killer grilled cheese.
by Geoffrey long dong giraffe October 10, 2017
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muffin man

A man that performs oral sex on a woman.
Susie seems to be glowing more than usual today. She must have been visited by the muffin man.
by itsjussme February 29, 2004
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The Muffin Man

A creepy tool who preys on unnattractive younger high school girls. He likes to wear just one ear bud at a time, rendering any song in stereo beyond his comprehension. For supper, he likes to eat a salad with zesty french dressing, but not too much, or he'll have bad dreams about his very small feet falling through sewer grates.
J: Hey, let's go cockblock the Muffin Man!
L: Block what?
by Juke McKones May 05, 2011
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Muffin Man

lord of baked pastries, ruler of the realm of muffin, writer of the holy book of the muffin; see Brian Lee
Ahh, who could not love the products of the Muffin Man
by Anonymous April 08, 2003
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Muffin Man

/ˈmʌfɪn man/

noun

1. a person who sells illegal drugs. Usually used with a possitive connotation or to inquire as to the whereabouts of such a person"
"This shit is good! Who is your Muffin Man"

"Do you know the Muffin Man?"
by I_WANT_MA_MUFFINS January 07, 2018
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The Muffin Man told me I better have his money next time I see him.
by rambunctious1 December 08, 2010
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