Slang for "kill myself," usually used in a funny or sarcastic way.
OMG did you see that post?! I'm literally going to kms!
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KM is a post-nominal used by Knights of Malta. Individuals with this title have been knighted, thereby holding membership in the Sovereign Military Order of Malta, the world's oldest surviving chivalric order.
Wow! The new physician's office is owned by Robert O’Connell, MD, KM. He's a Doctor of Medicine and Knight of Malta!
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A feeling an individual receives or has the urge to die, but die humanly/ plainlessly. Usually when facing something they cannot deal with such as sheer stupidity of people or an exam( that they have no idea what their doing), etc..
*Scenario*
A: Hello there classmate. How are you?
B:I am feeling swell.
A:You do know we have a chinese oral tomorrow and we cant bring in a script unless it is in chinese characters only.
B:KMS
*end credits*
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KMS meaning "Kill Myself"
Most people use it because they are serious but some people use it to express their annoyance or whatever that thing means.
But if you see or hear someone hear or say that then stop that bitvh right away.
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"Life's so stressful,I just wanna kms"
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Ive had enough im going to kms
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Telling another to kill you, as in, "kill me."
A text message conversation between John and Kim:
Kim: Did you hear that new song by Justin Bieber?
John: Yeah. KM.
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