da vinci code

A fictional digest of the notion that Jesus was actually a mortal human who lived and married and made babies and died as people do. The story suggests strongly that the Church usurped Jesus' following by misinterpreting and heavily editing the gospels. The notion is a threat to the Church which bases all its power and influence on the idea that Jesus was magical God being who had no faults and for some reason committed a suicidal sacrifice for the benefit of everyone.

The Da Vinci Code is the first level of detox for a soul weary of Christian mind control.

by Bronco May 17, 2006

da vinci code

A fictional book that many Christian fundamentalists have tried to disprove despite the fact that it is a FICTIONAL BOOK.

Christians are so paranoid about The Da Vinci Code.

by The Bad Guy December 14, 2008

The Da Vinci Code

A book written to show how little we know about religion. Very good book. By Dan Brown. Its a mystery about the holy grail and da vinci.

The da vinci code rocks

by daniel July 12, 2004

The Da Vinci Code

As I said in the Dan Brown entry, this book was based upon the book Holy Blood, Holy Grail, written in 1982. And it pisses me the fuck off every time some idiot sees the movie and thinks they are a fucking Religious Scholar, when they don't even know Dan Brown wasn't the first guy to say that Jesus was married to MM and they had kids, and the decedents walk among us today. Dan Brown is just a shitty fiction writer, whose books read like screenplays for a movie, and to sell more books, he copied someone else's ideas and made it into a fiction book because he's a no talent hack.

I saw The Da Vinci Code in theatres, now I think I'm an expert on Religion, but really, I'm just a moron.

by SmellyBaptist August 22, 2006

Da Vinci Code

The book wasn't too bad in my opinion, sure there were a lot of problems, but I liked the plot and the conspiracies in it. but then again it's just my opinion if I like it or not. and considering that this site is Urban Dictionary! I can write this if I so wish. now I wait for everyone to start hating on this.

person1: Dude did you read the Da vinci code?
Me: Yes why?
person1: oh it's such a piece of shit!
person2: Yeah it sucked outright!
Me: alright that is your opinion. true there were many flaws. but I just like the plot and conspiracies in it

by Doesnotcareman July 23, 2011

The Da Vinci Code

1. Book that resulted in thousands of hectares of cruelly misspent paper. An ecological tragedy.
2. Self-help novel for the theologically impaired.
3. Ego-booster for sufferers of minimal-attention span disorder.
4. Least popular subject of conversation between my wife and myself.

"Guess what?! I just finished the Da Vinci Code and---"
"Don't. Just don't."

by Lord & Lady 80 April 17, 2006

Da Vinci Code

A book that's fun to read but the quality of the reading is pretty shitty.

Even though I really liked it, that book Pamela Anderson wrote was kind of a Da Vinci Code.

by Cloudwacher August 27, 2006