An advanced masturbation technique where the individual sticks his penis in a pre-made hole on the dominant hand (both hands work as well, especially if the individual is ambidextrous)
Man 1: Dude! Did you see Tom last night?
Man 2: No, what happened?
Man 1: I caught him doing the crucifix at church!
Man 2: No, what happened?
Man 1: I caught him doing the crucifix at church!
by ParentalWarning July 25, 2016
Get the The Crucifixmug. by Jesse R. and Ben May 27, 2004
Get the The Crucifixmug. A sexual position in which a lucky man is engaged with four women. One woman is sitting on his face receiving oral sex, two more are being fingered with his free arms, and the last woman is giving him head, thus forming a "crucifix" like position
Did you hear about Dale? Last night he took home four hot babes, and ended up doing a Dirty Crucifix!!
by Infamous GQ February 22, 2012
Get the Dirty Crucifixmug. 
Get the Crucifixingmug. Any piece of technology that is suspended from the wearer's neck by a lanyard, such as USB thumb drives, space pens or cellphones.
Special credit is given if your lanyard is branded by a cool or wondrously obscure company, site or reference.
Special credit is given if your lanyard is branded by a cool or wondrously obscure company, site or reference.
"Jim is never without his geek crucifix, he's such a nerd."
She: "I'd so like him, but can't get past his geek crucifixes."
"I need to transfer a file, quick, give me your crucifix,"
She: "I'd so like him, but can't get past his geek crucifixes."
"I need to transfer a file, quick, give me your crucifix,"
by Ross Brunson February 17, 2009
Get the Geek Crucifixmug. A sex position where you fingerblast your girl while in a reverse crucifix. Known to be so effective that some will see the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.
John: Bro, where's your girlfriend? I thought you were bringing her?
Wayne: Sorry man, we reverse crucifixed last night, she can't even walk now.
Wayne: Sorry man, we reverse crucifixed last night, she can't even walk now.
by Dok665 May 21, 2018
Get the Reverse Crucifixmug. Street team for the promotion of the new addiction that is Mary Magdalan. Members are called j.u.n.k.i.e.s.
by Mizz Maggot May 8, 2008
Get the Crucifix Mafiamug.