A creepy high school vice principal who likes to sniff poon and torture band kids
My names Big Iron and I can smell ya out!
by BIG_IRON November 13, 2014
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A large-caliber handgun (Preferably a revolver), that is mentioned in the song Big Iron.
The specific Big Iron was used by The Arizona Ranger to take down Texas Red.

This also is referred to in the hit game Fallout: New Vegas, when you as Courier Six shoot Mister House with a Big Iron, ending the game.
"He's here to do some business with the Big Iron on his hip"
by ThenSoldiern January 12, 2021
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Spinach is the superior salad base because it has big iron energy (iron); the salad equivalent of big dick energy
E-Dawg, Pls. Lettuce is just a vehicle to get garlic to your mouth. Spinach has that big iron energy.
by YaBoiConman May 21, 2019
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A sex game for gay couples to play, in which both men dress as cowboys and face each other like two cowboys dueling. Upon draw, they must unzip their pants, take out their dicks and begin jacking off. Your victory is determined by two factors: whether/not you cum first, and where on your partners body you cum.
Rules of Big Iron On His Dick:
·Both partners must dress up like cowboys (must be wearing some article of clothing that keeps the dick put away until the draw).
·Both partners must enter a room with enough space for them to dual in.
·Both partners must face each other from at least 4ft (1.219m) away.
·Must play western ballad music (preferably Big Iron).
·Once someone calls "draw", both partners must take their cocks out and begin jerking off.
·Whoever scores the most points wins the round.

Cumming first: 10 points
Cumming second: 5 points
Cumming on your partner's face: 10 points
Cumming on your partner's groin: 5 points
Cumming on your partner's chest: 5 points
Cumming on your partner's arm, abdomen, hip, or leg: 2 points
Cumming on your partner's feet: 1 point
Missing your partner completely: Loss of all points
by CuteBoy56 January 5, 2021
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